"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Pvssy energy drink?!

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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pLaYtHiNg

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Yum!! ;) jk

"Pu$$y believes in natural energy - because it's better for you."

This is going to be my new motto... hehehe
 

Alle_Gory

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pLaYtHiNg said:
This is going to be my new motto... hehehe [/COLOR][/SIZE]
Be prepared to have lots of creepy old guys licking their lips at you. Unless you're into that kind of thing...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pLaYtHiNg

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Alle_Gory said:
Be prepared to have lots of creepy old guys licking their lips at you.
Eh, I'm used to it.

"Menergy" Hehehee That was... interesting and entertaining! Funny stuff! :)
 

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i've bought it at a few clubs here in london, can't remember it tasting very good though, nowhere near as good as red bull
 
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