"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pvssy eating is gross

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Thank you, Gene Simmons...

I think having it shaved is a plus. It must be a ventilation thing or something, but the shaved ones i've worked on taste better.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This post cracks me up. Some of you guys are truly clueless as to what an actual woman's p*ssy is like. I suggest to stop spanking it, read the Bible and go get yourself some, so that you may stop going on with random, false theories about vaginal lips 'sagging with use'.

As for my opinion? I LOVE going down on women, it will make them your sexual slaves if you can do it well. I only have two required rules.

A) It must be either completely shaven or only have the slightest bit of hair, if it's a jungle down there it's not happening.

B) They must wash themselves and take care of their gear if they expect me to lick and suck down there.


I'm glad to see so many of you thinking it's gross though. Just means more chicks wrapping their legs around my shoulders in ecstacy while you watch Debbie Does Dallas re-runs.
 

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For people who don't like eating Pvssy i suggest you go down on her, but don't eat just give it a real good blow then come back up lick a titty and when she least expects it stick you **** in her Pvssy. If your **** is big enough she'll forget she asked to eat her out and both of you are happy at the end.
 

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Originally posted by G_Nice
For people who don't like eating Pvssy i suggest you go down on her, but don't eat just give it a real good blow then come back up lick a titty and when she least expects it stick you **** in her Pvssy. If your **** is big enough she'll forget she asked to eat her out and both of you are happy at the end.
I am speechless.

Err... is this field tested? :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I havn't been there yet but am gleefully waiting to try.
 

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its only gross if your girl is a dirty chick. itll smell like fish if shes dirty. my girl is clean, no problems.
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
I am speechless.

Err... is this field tested? :rolleyes:
I don't know about tricking her by just slipping it in on your way up, but my girl loves having her **** blown on
 

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You guys crack me right up but i think there is only one thing you can say about all of this.......

DONT

CHOKE

ON

A

HAIRBALL!!!!!!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tisk, tisk, tisk....

"Wow, men really ARE clueless!"--LuvMyArmyMan



All the black women I've known had pink snappers.

Are you a black woman, Luv?
How do YOU know so much about what black p*ssys look like?
Just because she has black skin you think her cherry is black too?

Jeez...

Or perhaps you are a lesbian?
That might explain it...

Then again, it wouldn't.
Because you're wrong!:confused:

I really doubt that you are black, Luv.
Call it a hunch, if you like.

:p :cool: :rolleyes: :D
 
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