"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Putting a Love Spell on a person (PAID LOVE SPELL)

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Hello,

Have you ever put a Love Spell on anyone before? Basically, this is a spell that you put on someone, and it will influence their dreams/thoughts and whatnot and they will love you.

There is a spell where you write the person's name on a piece of a paper and then you put garlic and vinegar on the piece of paper. After, you rip the piece of paper into 8 equally sized pieces, and then you put the pieces on the ground and pour honey on the pieces while chanting "Love me, <name>" "Love me <name>".

Anyone ever try?

Does it actually work?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Tiguere

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Lol..

I shouldn't be laughing there are women out there who while cooking a romantic dinner put a few drops of their menstruation blood in the food as a spell to capture her date.
 

Anteros

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Wahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
 

SgtSplacker

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I actually found my name written on a paper in a plate of honey at a girls house once. Weird...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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VikingKing

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Well. You can just get a woman addicted to you sexually and emotionally. that spell works best. Go hot and cold on her, that will keep her wrapped around your finger.
 

donjuanapprentice01

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Haha... here, try this "Love Spell" buddy.

1. Read the DJ Bible

2. Re-read the DJ Bible

3. Implement the DJ Bible

That "Love Spell" works best
 

Mr.Positive

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lovespell said:
Hello,

Have you ever put a Love Spell on anyone before? Basically, this is a spell that you put on someone, and it will influence their dreams/thoughts and whatnot and they will love you.

There is a spell where you write the person's name on a piece of a paper and then you put garlic and vinegar on the piece of paper. After, you rip the piece of paper into 8 equally sized pieces, and then you put the pieces on the ground and pour honey on the pieces while chanting "Love me, <name>" "Love me <name>".

Anyone ever try?

Does it actually work?
I took your advise and tried it. Now my girlfriend hates me. What do I do now?

Thanks a lot, lovespell. :cuss:
 

VladPatton

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I'm gonna do this with the names of a bunch of married bıtches to fully test it. Results will be posted. Blowie vids will be uploaded on PornHub, and divorce papers will be made public. Free samples of pudding with the proof in it will be given. Stay tuned.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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