"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Putting a Love Spell on a person (PAID LOVE SPELL)

lovespell

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Hello,

Have you ever put a Love Spell on anyone before? Basically, this is a spell that you put on someone, and it will influence their dreams/thoughts and whatnot and they will love you.

There is a spell where you write the person's name on a piece of a paper and then you put garlic and vinegar on the piece of paper. After, you rip the piece of paper into 8 equally sized pieces, and then you put the pieces on the ground and pour honey on the pieces while chanting "Love me, <name>" "Love me <name>".

Anyone ever try?

Does it actually work?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tiguere

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Lol..

I shouldn't be laughing there are women out there who while cooking a romantic dinner put a few drops of their menstruation blood in the food as a spell to capture her date.
 

Anteros

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Wahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
 

SgtSplacker

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I actually found my name written on a paper in a plate of honey at a girls house once. Weird...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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VikingKing

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Well. You can just get a woman addicted to you sexually and emotionally. that spell works best. Go hot and cold on her, that will keep her wrapped around your finger.
 

donjuanapprentice01

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Haha... here, try this "Love Spell" buddy.

1. Read the DJ Bible

2. Re-read the DJ Bible

3. Implement the DJ Bible

That "Love Spell" works best
 

Mr.Positive

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lovespell said:
Hello,

Have you ever put a Love Spell on anyone before? Basically, this is a spell that you put on someone, and it will influence their dreams/thoughts and whatnot and they will love you.

There is a spell where you write the person's name on a piece of a paper and then you put garlic and vinegar on the piece of paper. After, you rip the piece of paper into 8 equally sized pieces, and then you put the pieces on the ground and pour honey on the pieces while chanting "Love me, <name>" "Love me <name>".

Anyone ever try?

Does it actually work?
I took your advise and tried it. Now my girlfriend hates me. What do I do now?

Thanks a lot, lovespell. :cuss:
 

VladPatton

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I'm gonna do this with the names of a bunch of married bıtches to fully test it. Results will be posted. Blowie vids will be uploaded on PornHub, and divorce papers will be made public. Free samples of pudding with the proof in it will be given. Stay tuned.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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