"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Putting a Flashing Police Siren in My Car...

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Well, yeah, anyone know where I can buy one? I know it's illegal, of course, but it would be freaking cool. I've searched on eBay and Google but can't find anything other than toy cars and "party flashing lights"

I'm looking for the real thing. Can someone hook me up?

I know there are police officers on these boards. Come out wherever you are ;)

...Or, I'm thinking, if you got any ideas on how I can make my own, that would be cool as well.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you looking to actually pull people over, or do you just want to cut through traffic?
 

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Yea, pull over a perfect 10 and make her suck your d1ck to get out of this one.

You'd have to go to these forums and ask about URL to online police store where you can buy push bumper for your crown vic: http://www.crownvic.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=cfrm

I had a crown vic and an obsession with antennas. My car looked like a police cruiser. Now every cop knows me by my frist name, and not in a good way. This catches up with you when you get a new car and bad driver license. Somebody's gonna shoot me once I start riding a bycicle.
 

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I would seriously reconsider following through with this idea.
 

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^^^ I actually don't want to pull anyone over. Cutting through traffic will be nice, and also just freaking the hell out of people because they think you're a cop. Like pulling up to a stoplight revving your engine like you want to race, and then when the other guy does the same you just pull it on him. LOL, that would be freaking hilarious, especially if he starts racing you and you turn it on. Haha.

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Yea, pull over a perfect 10 and make her suck your d1ck to get out of this one.

You'd have to go to these forums and ask about URL to online police store where you can buy push bumper for your crown vic: http://www.crownvic.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=cfrm

I had a crown vic and an obsession with antennas. My car looked like a police cruiser. Now every cop knows me by my frist name, and not in a good way. This catches up with you when you get a new car and bad driver license. Somebody's gonna shoot me once I start riding a bycicle.
Cool. But I don't have a crown vic. I have a BMW M3, black with limo tint. Thanks a lot for the forum link though, I'm going register there and check it out.

Francisco d'Anconia, are you a police officer? What are the consequences of something like this?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Consequences are you going to get arrested and will have a criminal record for the rest of your natural life.


Have you any idea how many under cover units there are out there? You doing it once will result in them knowing what's going on.... I think you're a fool, because I gave you link so you could get a link to a store where they sell them, but you're not smart enough to understand it. You not even smart enough to understand attention wh0ring on here or on the road results in some consequences.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia, are you a police officer? What are the consequences of something like this?
In the days of "younger" youth I was on the law enforcement career path. Even though I took another direction, I've kept an in-road with law enforcement officers in my current profession.

The thing is about this idea is that in many states it's not illegal to have light bars in or on your car (think about mall security vehicles). The thing which is illegal is impersonating an officer, not a good thing to be caught doing.

I will say though, driving around in an old Crown Vic bought at auction that still has a flood mounted on the side can be a lot of fun on the highway. For some strange reason people are afraid to pass you. ;)
 

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Cool. But I don't have a crown vic. I have a BMW M3, black with limo tint.
...now why would you want to go and do that to a perfectly good police siren ;)
 

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Haha! This thread is hilarious! I remember when I was a freshman in high school and this kid had one of those megaphones that has a really loud police siren on it. I was walking home from school and he pulled up to this kids house that lived by me with the siren blaring. Then he goes "dude that lives next to me", come out of your house with your hands in the air. This is the police! Look on the kids face as he came out of his house was priceless.
 

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Attraction, are you a troll, dude? First you start a thread wondering about charging strangers for kicking your ass, now you want to know the quickest way to get into prison? You might as well GET something out of it if you want to commit a felony. Go nail a 15 year old or something.
No, but if you see my signature, I am just stuck in a rut. My posts are quite authentic, as crazy as they may sound - I actually am this kind of a person. It's not really about starting threads or you guys here, it's just the best place to ask these questions. Good looking out though, I really need to stop the silly posts and just use this forum more as a tool for my self-improvement, which I've been slacking on lately. It's funny you say that about the 15 year old. A while back 2 15-16year-olds were blatantly trying to pick me up at Barnes & Nobles and I brushed them off. Being stuck as I am right now, I wish I hadn't.

Anyway, I just bought a megaphone on eBay (no flashing light), and it has a siren switch. It's 50 Watts. Should be cool. That way it's not a visible thing. ValleyDJing, actually, I've seen people in my town who mess around with megaphones for fun, and it's the most hilarious thing ever.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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...Anyway, I just bought a megaphone on eBay (no flashing light), and it has a siren switch. It's 50 Watts. Should be cool. That way it's not a visible thing. ValleyDJing, actually, I've seen people in my town who mess around with megaphones for fun, and it's the most hilarious thing ever.
This is how we use to do it back in the day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4
 

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Yea, every police cruiser, or as they call them crown vics, or p71s, have a loud speaker inside of them. To that you connect a PA system, public address. Many CBs have a PA output, also there are specialized police radios with PAs. It's really loud.


All this siren and PA sh1t is attention getting and red neck, and hick. I guess you need to go through this sh1t to understand how stupid it is.



By the way and out of topic. P71 is a great car. Just as fast as your BWM and handles great too. It is also a full body on frame car (unlike a unabody). That means you can take a lot more abuse and survive greater crashes. I crashed mine rear into wall at 120 MPH. I was going 120 MPH on wet with bald tires like a moron and it span around 180 degrees, I went into the side of I95 near Palm Beach, I don't know at what speed, but after hit I had a lot of oil smoke and got knocked out. I lived, and after cutting exhaust pipe off I drove home. My 01 GT is exciding car, but during a similar crash I'd die. I miss my P71, they are great cars.
 
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