Phantasmal
Senior Don Juan
Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash - Hurt
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Put your favorite feel good song here
- Thread starter Microphone Fiend
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
doctoroxygen
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2002
- Messages
- 581
- Reaction score
- 4
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack
Chaos-Knight
Don Juan
Fear Factory - Invisible Wounds (resident evil soundtrack)
Fear Factory - zero signal
my way or the highway(not sure who sings it~)maybe kid rock?
Fear Factory - Cars
Fear Factory - zero signal
my way or the highway(not sure who sings it~)maybe kid rock?
Fear Factory - Cars
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Actually, I've bolded the title for ya' C. Knight and it's done by rap-rock cover-artists supreme Limp Bizkit.
Luce - Good Day
Tom Cochrane - Life is a Highway
Bad Ronald - 1st Time (Real Cancun intro song)
Neil Young - Keep on Rockin In the Free World
Matt Good - Load Me Up
David Bowie - Heroes
Manfred Man - Blinded By The Light
Dr. Dre - Still DRE
Weezer - Island in the Sun
Isley Bros. - Summer Breeze
U2 - Beautiful Day
Jay Z - I'm a Hustler
Tom Cochrane - Life is a Highway
Bad Ronald - 1st Time (Real Cancun intro song)
Neil Young - Keep on Rockin In the Free World
Matt Good - Load Me Up
David Bowie - Heroes
Manfred Man - Blinded By The Light
Dr. Dre - Still DRE
Weezer - Island in the Sun
Isley Bros. - Summer Breeze
U2 - Beautiful Day
Jay Z - I'm a Hustler
Me too ^
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Green Day - Turning Point
Paul Oakenfold - This Is Trance
Any Dragonforce song, lol
Scorpions - Rock you like a hurricane
Suidakra - Darkane Times
Metallica - Hit The Lights
Iron Maiden - Run To the Hills
Iron Maiden - No More Lies
MANY more
Paul Oakenfold - This Is Trance
Any Dragonforce song, lol
Scorpions - Rock you like a hurricane
Suidakra - Darkane Times
Metallica - Hit The Lights
Iron Maiden - Run To the Hills
Iron Maiden - No More Lies
MANY more
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
I hate Limp Bizkit. They suck. Limp Bizkit might possibly be the very worst band of all time... next to Insane Clown Posse, anyways.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2003
- Messages
- 1,113
- Reaction score
- 3
The Von Bondies - Been Swank
The Strokes - Reptilia
The Strokes - New York City Cops
My Chemical Romance - The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You
NYC Cops is one of my favorite songs to rock while I'm playing guitar, I absolutely love the solo to it.
The Strokes - Reptilia
The Strokes - New York City Cops
My Chemical Romance - The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You
NYC Cops is one of my favorite songs to rock while I'm playing guitar, I absolutely love the solo to it.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Pixies - "Where's my Mind" is also a great song.
Rage Against the Machine -- "Renegades of Funk" (I can't sit still when I hear that song).
Deltones -- "Miserlou"
Rage Against the Machine -- "Renegades of Funk" (I can't sit still when I hear that song).
Deltones -- "Miserlou"
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
I know somebody in Source magazine compared I.C.P. to two janitors who were "posing" as rappers.
I don't like Limp Bizkit either I simply wanted to let that guy know it wasn't Kid Rock.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
"Free Bird", "Free Fallin'", and "We Will Rock You/We are the Champions"
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Supertramp - Goodbye Stranger
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man