"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Punish Me!

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I am looking for a bit more motivation to approach at least one girl tomorrow! Post a reasonable punishment for me if I dont approach, and I'll do it (again, if its reasonable. I'm not going to do something insane like stick my head down a toilet (but I am willing to embarrass myself publicly)).
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I think the punishment would have to be more embarassing than approaching the girl, or at least seem more embarassing.. This will be the only way for you to choose the approach the next time, i dont think 10 push-ups would do the trick and eventually u would always pick the push ups

Some punishments

1. Yell out in the hallway or where there's a plethora of people something embarassing like
"I like dildos in my ass"
Or "im a stupid faggot"

2. Go up to a teacher or some authority figure and ask them a question in a gay lispy voice

Or how about this.. Man the fvck up and just approach a damn girl.. Go say hi whats up ur cute, can i pinch your adorable cheeks.. and do it with a ****y smile and who gives a damn if she doesn't respond well or if your heart is racing.. It'll add some zest to your life
 

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NorwegianDJ said:
Drop down and do 10 pushups.
Then if you don't approach the next girl take a $1 bill and rip it in half. Or, if you want to truly test yourself, put a $50 or $100 on the line
 

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NorwegianDJ said:
Drop down and do 10 pushups.
10 isn't enough for a good punishment, 25 atleast.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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NorwegianDJ

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devilkingx2 said:
10 isn't enough for a good punishment, 25 atleast.
Doesnt matter, it's the act of doing it and the first few ones that are awkward. It works on the same concept as approaching.
 

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Wtf people. This is an interesting thread.

Punishment: Approach a really fat chick and tell her she makes you hard.
 

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The fact that you're in high school and already thinking about these situations separates you from most guys in your school. My advice would be to feel the fear and go for the girl anyway. If you don't, I would go to a mall, stand on a chair where a lot of people walk by and yell at the top of your lungs: "I'm a wussy who is scared of talking to girls. It will leave me lonely and frustrated, but I like it better than asking someone out on a date!" When you finish, do it two more times.
 

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Some of these punishments are hilarious! But remember, u are in high school, so doing something whack will be talked about and passed around. Don't end up as the school freak...
Or u can set your ringtone to barbie girl, put the volume to full, then get your friend to ring u mid lesson or when ur in the library or something.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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No.Danny

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There's no need for us to punish you. You've already punished yourself enough.
 

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Hello all newbies, how are you all. I am Prince Charming. Nice to meet all of you. I am an Artist. I love to meet new people as well as making new friends. I like to watch new Hollywood Movies as well as Bollywood Movies and want to know about them as more as possible. I made a website for this task and i want to share it with all of you. So if you really want to know my thinking about Punish you, then i will ask you that do you not Trust on Yourself. So please try to make Trust on your Efforts as well as your Heart. And One more thing always listen to your Heart. Never let Yourself be Weak.
 

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dont fap for a week


the fact that you aint approaching is already a punishment on yourself. youll just wish and wish that you wouldve approached that one fvcking girl
 
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