"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pulling the "why are you blushing?" line on a HB9

Fash

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I was at a bar the other night, walked away from a couple of HB8s I had been talking to, only to notice a Famke Janssen lookalike smile as soon as our eyes met.

I walked over instantly (3 second rule!)

me: "hey, why did you just smile at me?"
FJ: "I wasn't smiling!" while smiling...
me: "yes you were, just like you are now"
FJ: (an even bigger smile now)
me: "and why are you blushing?"
(she SOOOO wasn't but as soon as I said that she started blushing!)
FJ: "huh? me??? What's your name?"
me: "WO! slow down, answer my question first!"
FJ: Still smiling, getting shy

At this point i thought she needed another neg. (I was having too much fun)

me: "I bet a lot of guys look at you and think you are a total b*tch!"
FJ: "OH MY GOD! I can't believe you just said that. No guy has spoken to me like that before"
So I then hit her with a compliment...
me: "but i dont think you are, you seem like quite a nice person on the inside"

FJ:EVEN BIGGER SMILE!

BAM! the b1tch shield was broken!

Her friend turn up fromt he toilet, giving me the evil eye, bla bla, disarmed her quickly by pulling the "best friends" routine on them and introduced her to my mate.

I was then able to isolate, did the hand squeeze and got a squeeze back.

Did the "soul gazing" routine on her, and I was so exited that my heart was about to jump out of my chest! So I thought i'd use it!

me: "hey, feel my heart, can you feel how fast it is beating?"
FJ: "oh my god, me too! feel mine!"

So I put my hand on her heart, leaned forward and kiss-closed her. I had to tip-toe abit though (she was tall), but it was cool. ;-)

Got her number, took her back to her mate and moved on.

My only mistake: I did not in any way push for the f-close! AAAAHHH!!!!!!

And now, I think the same thing with all other number closes will happen. She will snap out of the trans mode, have a re-think and change her mind!

Oh well, out again tonight, so will be trying the above again....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dipset_mafia

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Originally posted by Fash

me: "but i dont think you are, you seem like quite a nice person on the inside"
saying something like this to a woman you've JUST met sounds ridiculous...

corniest sh!t ever.
 

SamePendo

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Ha, you bucked up....you were on the way to amazing HB sex!!!!!
you were doing so well then forgot the concept that of course it was all spontanious and once that wears off the f card is off the table..you let the damn fish get away but there are like 20.121.2 more in the world, so good job and we know you have some ball so just live and learn.
Im Out
Mr. Larry aka Captain Popular
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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