I was at a bar the other night, walked away from a couple of HB8s I had been talking to, only to notice a Famke Janssen lookalike smile as soon as our eyes met.
I walked over instantly (3 second rule!)
me: "hey, why did you just smile at me?"
FJ: "I wasn't smiling!" while smiling...
me: "yes you were, just like you are now"
FJ: (an even bigger smile now)
me: "and why are you blushing?"
(she SOOOO wasn't but as soon as I said that she started blushing!)
FJ: "huh? me??? What's your name?"
me: "WO! slow down, answer my question first!"
FJ: Still smiling, getting shy
At this point i thought she needed another neg. (I was having too much fun)
me: "I bet a lot of guys look at you and think you are a total b*tch!"
FJ: "OH MY GOD! I can't believe you just said that. No guy has spoken to me like that before"
So I then hit her with a compliment...
me: "but i dont think you are, you seem like quite a nice person on the inside"
FJ:EVEN BIGGER SMILE!
BAM! the b1tch shield was broken!
Her friend turn up fromt he toilet, giving me the evil eye, bla bla, disarmed her quickly by pulling the "best friends" routine on them and introduced her to my mate.
I was then able to isolate, did the hand squeeze and got a squeeze back.
Did the "soul gazing" routine on her, and I was so exited that my heart was about to jump out of my chest! So I thought i'd use it!
me: "hey, feel my heart, can you feel how fast it is beating?"
FJ: "oh my god, me too! feel mine!"
So I put my hand on her heart, leaned forward and kiss-closed her. I had to tip-toe abit though (she was tall), but it was cool. ;-)
Got her number, took her back to her mate and moved on.
My only mistake: I did not in any way push for the f-close! AAAAHHH!!!!!!
And now, I think the same thing with all other number closes will happen. She will snap out of the trans mode, have a re-think and change her mind!
Oh well, out again tonight, so will be trying the above again....
I walked over instantly (3 second rule!)
me: "hey, why did you just smile at me?"
FJ: "I wasn't smiling!" while smiling...
me: "yes you were, just like you are now"
FJ: (an even bigger smile now)
me: "and why are you blushing?"
(she SOOOO wasn't but as soon as I said that she started blushing!)
FJ: "huh? me??? What's your name?"
me: "WO! slow down, answer my question first!"
FJ: Still smiling, getting shy
At this point i thought she needed another neg. (I was having too much fun)
me: "I bet a lot of guys look at you and think you are a total b*tch!"
FJ: "OH MY GOD! I can't believe you just said that. No guy has spoken to me like that before"
So I then hit her with a compliment...
me: "but i dont think you are, you seem like quite a nice person on the inside"
FJ:EVEN BIGGER SMILE!
BAM! the b1tch shield was broken!
Her friend turn up fromt he toilet, giving me the evil eye, bla bla, disarmed her quickly by pulling the "best friends" routine on them and introduced her to my mate.
I was then able to isolate, did the hand squeeze and got a squeeze back.
Did the "soul gazing" routine on her, and I was so exited that my heart was about to jump out of my chest! So I thought i'd use it!
me: "hey, feel my heart, can you feel how fast it is beating?"
FJ: "oh my god, me too! feel mine!"
So I put my hand on her heart, leaned forward and kiss-closed her. I had to tip-toe abit though (she was tall), but it was cool. ;-)
Got her number, took her back to her mate and moved on.
My only mistake: I did not in any way push for the f-close! AAAAHHH!!!!!!
And now, I think the same thing with all other number closes will happen. She will snap out of the trans mode, have a re-think and change her mind!
Oh well, out again tonight, so will be trying the above again....