"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pulling at a funeral party?

Is it right to sarge at a Funeral?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 62.5%
  • No

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • Total voters
    8

Tomatoes

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Im going to a party tonight. Its an "In memeory of" party by a friend in the village. The family is rich and they are having a 300 person guest list mainly consisting of guests from stables and horse backgrounds (Mainly girls).

Its going to be a heaven of young potential as the boy that died was only 16.

Am i wrong going there and looking into the potential and sarging.

Think im looking for a conscience clearer.....

Also would you stick to the regular techniques. (Is C+F really going to work at a funeral party????)

What angle would you say would work at this kind of "occassion" as im a little stuck for ideas.

All opinions welcome

Sarge On!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Holland

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I'd say you can do that at the afterparty, just don't make any C+F comments about the funeral or related subjects. Just go for email and phone numbers, closing is for later.
 

Fash

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I agree with Holland.

Don't go down the very energetic, c+f route it will not go with the occasion and can be seen as inconsiderate.

Just try to talk to the one you are interested in and connect with her. She might be a little emotional, so this will give you the perfect opportunity to comfort her and get her to trust you.

Even suggest going outside for some fresh air and during conversation, try to keep things as positive as you can as the whole day will already have a negative feel to it.
 

Tomatoes

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Yeah the fresh air bit will make a good isolator. Also I can suggest a walk or something. My house is only 300 yards down the road. I will try and keep it postive but not overly happy ofc.

The other thing i was thinking is what would make a good opener?


I think i will be confident sarging at a place like this as their will be alot of people i know but at the same time I wont know most of the 300 people.

I will go for a couple of intros for opens. But as for cold approach I cant seem to think of anything.
 

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bump
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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