"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Pulled a lesbian last night

zinc4

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First off i was pretty drunk...2 day binge drinking...at a night club...no game involved..i made it a point not to try and game any woman i just wanted to go crazy dancing because i was really feeling the music pretty hardcore and figured a few would come up to me at one point which they did here and there...but i never chased nor even reciprocated that much just because i wasn't in the mood to this night....

Somehow i ended up with a lesbian...she had her hair cut short on purpose and dressed like a guy but i could see under her clothes she had a pretty sexy body actually....i was just doing my thing dancing all over the place and she approached me as the club was closing and said she is a lesbian and doesn't like guys but for some reason felt an urge to talk to me and asked what was a doing later..yep, weird she closed me not the other way around......at first i thinking like no she is too butch looking...but then after some close investigating i could see she would indeed be pretty hot if she wanted to doll herself up and dress well....so in my drunken state was like WTH why not...

she followed me out of the club into an elevator and back to my place..before we went at it she told me i was the first guy she had ever been with and that usually she can't get wet from a guy....i asked her why this time then...no answer i pulled her pants off and was happy with what i saw..very nice ass actually and smooth toned legs... proceeded to bang her but was too drunk to keep it up and fell asleep dung the process....hahaha i don't guess she had a great time because of my drunkness but she was moaning loudly at one point before i went soft...but i don't even remember finishing or passing out...woke up and she was gone which was more than fine by me...my first and only experience with a proclaimed lesbian though....

on a separate note...i really need to stop drinking......had one of the worst hangovers of my life yesterday and am still feeling it a little this morning.....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Great story. However, she is probably twice the lesbian now getting a Marine buzz cut while flying the rainbow flag off the antenna on her Hummer! LOL
 

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yes, stop drinking or at least keep it to a minimum, & props for making that lesbo chick rethink her preferences haha ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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