"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
PuertoRican_Lover's anniversary
- Thread starter AMF
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I thought there would be bells ringing or confetti dropping from the sky when I reached 2,000 posts, but nothing happened!
Mr SoSuave, Mods, do I get a certificate or something??? Applause? Nothing?
Oh well, I'll just pat myself on the back then.
This horrendous posting pace is unforgiving to my hands, I'm going to have to slow down on my posting, I feel carpel tunnel pains in my fingers!
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I did this as of May 28th 2005!!! A day that will be remembered by all on SoSuave, I’m sure!!!!!
Come on guys, I want to hear cyber applause for accomplishing such a feat!! I am the first Don Juan to reach such heights [excluding moderators and of course a woman (Wylfire @ 5,000 posts)]… and I did it in record time – in 18 months at an average of 7 posts a day (Novenmber 2003 through May 2005) – I am the king of Keyboard Jockeys--- YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
DJ Francisco d’Anconia was close behind me at 3,991 posts but he couldn’t catch me – he must have a job!!!
This is my 4,070th post ---- I'M THE TOP POSTER ON SOSUAVE!!!! YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!
I’ll just wait here patiently for your praise and adjulation….
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
He definately gave me some good advice with my previous ex-gf that helped me escape my oneitis!
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
What he needs is a life.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Jake-inator
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2005
- Messages
- 352
- Reaction score
- 2
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Your Reward:
A nice walk outside the insane assylum.
If they give you trouble, just tell me and i'll bust you outta there.
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Hey at least those sexy cheerleaders should make you happy. Don't look under their skirts though.
As a side note, i now get the impression that your main goal on this site (and in life ?) was to be the top poster. Now, that makes me sad because i thought your goal was to help out all of us with your insightful comments
Second side note: I did a search and noticed that from your very first post you said "Say no to hors". I am amazed to see that in your 4000+ posts you kept repeating the same exact sentence without getting bored. Props to you for that!
Here's another cheerleader for your amusement only: :cheer:
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
AHHH, WorkRouter (what the hell kind of name is that – bastard, you probably are unemployed, aren’t you?)
You have escaped “Oneitis” but have you escaped “Horitis”???? You got a long way to go Kid, but you are on the right path – follow the Puerto Rican rabbit!!
Thanks for your praise!
DON”T HATE – CONGRATULATE!!!!
Your post was not very praiseworthy of my strenuous efforts in the last year and a half – let’s be a little more focus on me and not the pink emoticons!!
The cheerleaders look like pink hors!!!! Does anyone else see this or is it just me???
Oh yeah, you did say “Congrats”!! I’m not just the top poster but I’m the top Don Juan!!!!
Keep up the good fight with the homos on this board, you may one day attain the heights of my domain!
Yes, I may be crazy, but at least I am consistently crazy!!!! Most crazy people are unpredictable, but I’m crazy but in a sane way!!!Originally posted by flyinshark
Hey at least those sexy cheerleaders should make you happy. Don't look under their skirts though.
As a side note, i now get the impression that your main goal on this site (and in life ?) was to be the top poster. Now, that makes me sad because i thought your goal was to help out all of us with your insightful comments
Second side note: I did a search and noticed that from your very first post you said "Say no to hors". I am amazed to see that in your 4000+ posts you kept repeating the same exact sentence without getting bored. Props to you for that!
Here's another cheerleader for your amusement only: :cheer:
Yes, say “No” to hos!!! Was my first post – this set the course for the next 4,000 posts!!!
Thanks for another jumping pink hor!! That is what I need more of!!
Your post is not a post of adulation or praise, in fact it is comment in error – if you read my comments I said Moderators and Woman don’t count!!! And if you add up the words written by me and the insightful insight (that makes sense, right) that I’ve given, I surpass all of the Don Juans combined!!
That wasn’t much of a congratulatory statement DJ Eternal!! :
At least you visited my Anniversary thread while on retirement! The last time I saw a post from you was when you were putting out fires on SoSuave last week when the forum blew up!!! You probably were the culprit!! You are like a pyro-maniac – you set ablaze the forum and then come back to watch it burn and then they call you back to put out the fire that you started!! Good one, Eternal AKA CrazyKid!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
All you haters... learn instead of hating. Do you really want to be CPT Save-a ho? I mean, really? Is that really what all of you young bastards want to be?
I have been there.. not pretty. But you won't listen, will you?
Dietzcoi
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
CLASSIC PR_L
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ You guys wont eat off of a spoon at a restaurant because it has a speckle of dust on it but you readily indulge in that which is covered infinitely worse in germs, disease, and sperm!!! Quit eating pvssy!!!! “
Quote: diplomatic_lies
“ And now, in the spirit of PRL, I'm going to fill up the screen with exclaimation marks “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ I like exclamation points – they are my friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ Yeah i saw this today and it remided me of you" --- then show her a doll of a sumo wrestler! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ Actually, I'v been blasting (telling the truth) about AFC's, Homos and Hors since my first post!!
I believe my first post was "Say "No" to hos" - Im fairly consistent! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“First off - she is just another hor who has opened her legs to another man - you are no one special - and there are no "Greatest" to hors - you are just the next pimp in line!!! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ Any young man who marries a woman who is a hor with the offspring of another is an utter fool!!!! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
” You are suppose to have sex with hors and not marry them!!!!
Marry a self respecting woman who hasn't blown, sexed, rubbed, tugged, screwed, grabbed, sucked, men before she married you!! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
PR_L's first rule of women - "They only get bigger!!!!!" Most women are lazy and hate to put forth effort and exercise - RUN!!!
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
AMF... Get a life.
Reading up everyone's post counts and then trying to flame someone/embarrass them because they are an active poster on these forums? *cough* and what was that you were saying about not getting out enough? *G* ... Go get a hobby, troll. P.S.: PRL has some good knowledge and inspires many people on these forums, not to mention being a rather kewl guy to intreract with... So if anything, I think he deserves some props as appose to trolls like urself trying to look for sh!t... *sigh* :trouble:
Laterz...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.