"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WTF?

You been taken over by aliens or what?

I liked the old PRL better.

This kinder, gentler PRL has got to go....

Did you suffer a knock on the head or what?

If the hoes got to you, let me know. I will send some of my soldiers to rescue you.

Dietzcoi
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What post(s) are you referring to???? Are you talking about my "I don't have a date tonight" thread - that was temporary insanity. I was at the end of my rope litrerally and figuratively speaking!
 
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OK, just don't convert to the Oprah way of life...

We need your anti-hoe message to remind us what is real and what is garbage...

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Yeah- I have my wits about myself yet that I can smell a ho before she opens her mouth. Check out 'markhammond''s thread called 'puerto rican chick' - and my last 10 posts since yesterday- there are so many ho scenarios on this website that I'm thinking about hiring an assistant to help me rip on these don juan's hos scenarios!
 
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