"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Matrix I've tried PMing you this but never heard anything:

Hey Matrix, Allen said I would need a mod to edit a post, so I was wondering if you would go to my Mini Bible post (http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24181) and go to edit and copy and paste everything thats in it and send it to me so I can edit without having to redo the fonts and especially links before I send it back to you. A lot of the links are dead and I need to fix it up.

Thanks
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Hmm... box never said I had anything... eh... I will have someone take care of it for you... or will do it myself. :)
 
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Originally posted by crazykid
Because it's a quote from Ray Bradbury.
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OK then. :D The only reason I ask is because I'm learning German and that word order is always a bit confusing. They put the second verb at the end of a sentence, like we used to in Old English. BTW, Nocturnal, sprechen Sie Deutsch? ;)
 
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"Something wicked this way comes" originates from Shakespeare's "Macbeth", not from Ray Bradbury.

Nice try though, college kids.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Enduro
"Something wicked this way comes" originates from Shakespeare's "Macbeth", not from Ray Bradbury.

Nice try though, college kids.
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It's also a book by Ray Bradbury, so we are both correct. I never bothered to read all of McBeth, so I didn't know that.
 
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college is worthless

you learn just as much here as you do there:D

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Stay in school. Don't be a fool.:cool:

And I am waiting patiently for the new bible by Matrix
 
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