"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Public Garuntee
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
what?
public gaurentee? u told everyone "i'll get azz."
thats...stupid. i tell my friends that sometimes as a joke. maybe i'll tlel girls if the girl i'm trying to get isn't present...
but whyy woudl u do that?
its ****y..not really funny.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
No trouble there guy, everybody says it, just not everybody can predict the future
The Comeback Kid
Master Don Juan
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Well we know who the Chad Johnson/Rasheed Wallace/Joe Namath of the DJ Forum is...
steroidsrule
Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Esiason has NOTHING on Montana
Anyways, whether you get p*ssy or not, no one will care. No one's gonna be like "wow he's so cool, he finally got sum sex".