"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Public Garuntee

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Alright, a public garuntee was made regarding a local concert, the garuntee was as follows. "I garuntee I will get with a girl this Saturday Night."
Was this smart?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Patrick124

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...buh?
what?
public gaurentee? u told everyone "i'll get azz."
thats...stupid. i tell my friends that sometimes as a joke. maybe i'll tlel girls if the girl i'm trying to get isn't present...
but whyy woudl u do that?
its ****y..not really funny.
 

Boner da Stoner

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I pull it on the girl I talk to sometimes... just gotta know who your dealing with, whether she's a biotch or a slut or homely:p

No trouble there guy, everybody says it, just not everybody can predict the future
 

The Comeback Kid

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Originally posted by oilers05
Alright, a public garuntee was made regarding a local concert, the garuntee was as follows. "I garuntee I will get with a girl this Saturday Night."
Was this smart?
Well we know who the Chad Johnson/Rasheed Wallace/Joe Namath of the DJ Forum is...:D
 

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bengals baby <3<3<3,3 btw wtf is he talking about...isnt this an advice forum.... im lost
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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AC/DC

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Originally posted by steroidsrule
bengals baby <3<3<3,3 btw wtf is he talking about...isnt this an advice forum.... im lost
Esiason has NOTHING on Montana :)

Anyways, whether you get p*ssy or not, no one will care. No one's gonna be like "wow he's so cool, he finally got sum sex".
 
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