How do you stop girls that try PDA on you all the time. I'm good at not letting girls hold hands, but last night on my date i went to play pool and this girl kept trying to hug and kiss me. Whats the best way to take care of it?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.