"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PUA macks on a plate at a mall, gets job at another mall months later, then gets reported by that plate!

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Even though he had not macked her after he started work there (as a security guard), and he had macked her at a different mall, she (who also works at his mall employer) still reported him to the mall management, who then put him on probation, telling him that the cameras would be keeping an eye on him!

[NOTE: The video is the same one that I had made a post about before (earlier in the video); he is the guy that had done 5000 approaches with no success.]


my opinion: It's over for MallCels.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What the f*ck!? What has him hitting on girls before he was even employed there got to do with his employer? It has got f*ck all to do with them. The world has gone mad! If I was him I would've stood my ground, or quit the job on the spot. Since when is approaching a girl at a mall (or anywhere for that matter) a crime? Jesus Christ!
 
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I Mack on food, and I Mack on Vagina's. Is there another Mack I don't know about? Help me understand, I'm old.
 
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Who gives a sh1t about a mall job? I'd laugh my ass off.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MatureDJ said:
Even though he had not macked her after he started work there (as a security guard), and he had macked her at a different mall, she (who also works at his mall employer) still reported him to the mall management, who then put him on probation, telling him that the cameras would be keeping an eye on him!

[NOTE: The video is the same one that I had made a post about before (earlier in the video); he is the guy that had done 5000 approaches with no success.]


my opinion: It's over for MallCels.
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God forbid a woman should ever feel uncomfortable. But if a man feels uncomfortable, who cares? Right?
 
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