"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PUA macks on a plate at a mall, gets job at another mall months later, then gets reported by that plate!

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Even though he had not macked her after he started work there (as a security guard), and he had macked her at a different mall, she (who also works at his mall employer) still reported him to the mall management, who then put him on probation, telling him that the cameras would be keeping an eye on him!

[NOTE: The video is the same one that I had made a post about before (earlier in the video); he is the guy that had done 5000 approaches with no success.]


my opinion: It's over for MallCels.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What the f*ck!? What has him hitting on girls before he was even employed there got to do with his employer? It has got f*ck all to do with them. The world has gone mad! If I was him I would've stood my ground, or quit the job on the spot. Since when is approaching a girl at a mall (or anywhere for that matter) a crime? Jesus Christ!
 

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I Mack on food, and I Mack on Vagina's. Is there another Mack I don't know about? Help me understand, I'm old.
 

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Who gives a sh1t about a mall job? I'd laugh my ass off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Even though he had not macked her after he started work there (as a security guard), and he had macked her at a different mall, she (who also works at his mall employer) still reported him to the mall management, who then put him on probation, telling him that the cameras would be keeping an eye on him!

[NOTE: The video is the same one that I had made a post about before (earlier in the video); he is the guy that had done 5000 approaches with no success.]


my opinion: It's over for MallCels.
God forbid a woman should ever feel uncomfortable. But if a man feels uncomfortable, who cares? Right?
 
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