"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Prostate Health

wolf116

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What do we need to do to keep our prostate healthy?

How can prostate cancer and enlarged prostate be avoided?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Warboss Alex

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b-vitamins*, zinc* and green vegetables/fibre

*hmmmmmmmmm... I wonder where you'd get those :D
 

Blackmm

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I heard that when you sit down to urinate, its less stressful on your prostate.
 

mrRuckus

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but you might blow out your back sitting on the toilet if you don't have proper form
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BluEyes

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Easily solved with a lifting belt. Just strap on one of those suckers before sitting on the toilet.
 

movistar

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pumpkin seeds and saw palmetto they are natural prostate protectors.
 

KontrollerX

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There's probably no sure fire way to prevent it but if you want to stop it cold in its tracks from killing you should you get it make sure you get regular doctors checkups.
 
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