"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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California Love

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Remember that movie Something About Mary and the scene in which Ben Stiller strokes the monkey right before his date to "unload the ammo."


Anyways, I used to actually believe in this scene, and have done as Ben has done. However, last year i stopped and did the opposite. It works much better!


My theory is this-

If you jack off, the energy, the libido, the mojo is gone. Why do men go on dates? To fuck those hot bitches! The longer we store, the more need the brain has for a woman.

Also, pheromones are supposedly stronger when a male has high testosterone levels. She'll be smelling your sexy man scents from a mile away!


The next time you're planning a date or a major outting, try holding it in for at least a week and then enjoy your new found power!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Or just jerk it until your close to coming, and then stop. Then go on the date.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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Ye that seems to work for alot of people... Personally I dont give a fvck and I wank like 3+ times a day nomatter what.... I actually get more horny after wanking if I want too.
 

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Originally posted by California Love
Remember that movie Something About Mary and the scene in which Ben Stiller strokes the monkey right before his date to "unload the ammo."


Anyways, I used to actually believe in this scene, and have done as Ben has done. However, last year i stopped and did the opposite. It works much better!


My theory is this-

If you jack off, the energy, the libido, the mojo is gone. Why do men go on dates? To fuck those hot bitches! The longer we store, the more need the brain has for a woman.

Also, pheromones are supposedly stronger when a male has high testosterone levels. She'll be smelling your sexy man scents from a mile away!


The next time you're planning a date or a major outting, try holding it in for at least a week and then enjoy your new found power!
yeh, this works for me. whenever i know i'm going out, i hold it for that nite.

i was already pretty seriously into my djing theory when i saw that film and couldn't believe how much of an afc stiller was in it. it actually hurt me to watch that film





julian, i used to do that, but stopped because it gave me blueballs for the rest of the nite.
 

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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
Ye that seems to work for alot of people... Personally I dont give a fvck and I wank like 3+ times a day nomatter what.... I actually get more horny after wanking if I want too.
haha! nice one bro. i pretty much do alot of that wanking too. i just can't hold my white chunkz in. i remember i went without it for two weeks though. was just testing myself out... and fuk that!
masturbation is just a need in my life. i'm way too horny not to have a rub. have a jerk guys, it's great!

p.s: i like to look at britney spears often while i plant my hand on my stuff.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Austin Allegro

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I think it's a case of different strokes (no pun intended) for different folks.

If you get VERY uptight on dates, having a w&nk before might calm you down, otherwise I don't think it makes much difference. It might even adversely affect your performance if you strike lucky.

BTW I agree There's Something About Mary is a total AFC film. Very funny, but very AFC. I found Mary a bit annoying, possibly a 'sunshine girl'.
 

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Your balls will turn blue and fall off. :D

Try holding it for a week and then jack off (but take like 30 minutes doing it). Holy ****.
 

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Originally posted by Master Homer
Your balls will turn blue and fall off. :D

Try holding it for a week and then jack off (but take like 30 minutes doing it). Holy ****.
That's what I do all the time :)
 
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