"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Proper "I Love You" Response

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The first time my girlfriend said "I love you" I just smiled and gave her a nice kiss. The second and third time, I said thanks. The fourth time, I asked "How much?" At that point, I knew she was dying to hear it, so I let it go on for a while more and then we found a moment and I told her I loved her. She started crying after that and got all emotional about it and said she loved me too.

Well, she's been saying it ever since, and I always try to weasel away without an cliche "I love you too" response. What are some of the things you guys say when your girl says that she loves you?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I love you too" :rolleyes:
 
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"thats nice now cook my dinner biatch!"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I love you

"Join the queue"

I love you

"Shame, Im just using you for sex"
 
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"No you don't"
"No"
"I love who?"
"You love who?"
"El Oh El"
"Slash, Sarcasm on, Thanks, slash, Sarcasm off."
 
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Originally posted by penkitten
i bet you say that to all the guys
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meatloaf?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The greatest one I've ever used is probably

"I know"

Couple that with a grin, or a sweet smile, you can sort of swing the mood back to playful.
 
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Give her a lecture about love until she's bored to hell and stops saying I love you over and over again. Wtf is it with women that they have to say I LOVE YOU 10 times a day. I hate that ****. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU... SHUT THE FVCK UP ALREADY!

It's like when you say "SO DO I" they feel in control.
 
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Well, I don't really mind the girlfriend saying "I love you" all the time. She is a girl afterall. It's just that most guys shouldn't let their girl control them into just parrotting it back when they want to hear it. I'm just saving mine for when I miss an anniversary or when I accidentally kill her cat or something. OR when I need some serious points for whatever reason. Either way, saying the cliche "I love you too" is one of the most unromantic things that girls have ever demanded. Any guy who says that to his girl everytime is just pussy-whipped, while she's in control of what he says.
 
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Originally posted by Raven125
I love me too...
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It's "I love me too" with a huge grin. :D
 
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