"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Prominent Millionaire's Wife Pissed About Pre-nup; Publicly Posts Her Predicament

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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That'd serve as a great example for why men are joining the marriage strike.
 

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a woman who is so bitter about a prenup, is a woman I would be cancelling our marriage reservations with
 

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Ahh thanks for that.

Trolling the hell of of her page and the comments section has given me some brief and satisfying entertainment.

It was sickening to see all the feminists and emasculated she-male traitors to their gender spouting off "you go girl" to this sh!t while I was there however.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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All that matters is what she signed, and the validity of that agreement. It is her fault for signing it, just like it would be hubby's fault for not having her sign one. He was at least smarter than that.

She is obviously on a lot of prescription drugs. And tarot cards are pathetic.

I think the husband can sue her for the youtube video. It's blatant defamation of character, slander, and libel. He should give her the money, and then sue her and take it back :)
 

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what the heck is wrong with her eyes?????
can't he evict her for the grounds of her eyes are messed up?
i mean, this is the usa, who cares why its over, its over!!
 

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I'd pay good money to watch you teach this woman a lesson at a future Wrestlemania Penkitten. :box: :crackup:
 

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Ken785 said:
This world is filled with gold diggers my man.
Goldigger - Just like a hooker but smarter

Penkitten when you do teach her a lesson I want front row seats lol

:up:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
This woman's a complete idiot. The video seems like it's a joke. That's exactly what I thought it was when first seeing it. Damn, that's just pathetic. Goes to show ya how most women lack intelligence. I'd feel like the biggest moron making a video like this, really. This woman is absolutely clueless. Wow.

As time goes on, I'm seeing more and more how dumb people are. As soon as I think I've seen the dumbest, someone else who's dumber comes along.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KontrollerX said:
I'd pay good money to watch you teach this woman a lesson at a future Wrestlemania Penkitten. :box: :crackup:
cat scratch fever to finish off her eye job?
 

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edger said:
This woman's a complete idiot. The video seems like it's a joke. That's exactly what I thought it was when first seeing it. Damn, that's just pathetic. Goes to show ya how most women lack intelligence. I'd feel like the biggest moron making a video like this, really. This woman is absolutely clueless. Wow.
she is a disgruntled ex rich woman, and she wants to get even with him because she has no other way to get even, except to try to do defamation of character via youtube.
he can sue her for that, can't he?

she really is a bigger idiot than she she already admits because now he can keep it all, and sue her too.
 

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*Laughs*

Yes that would be the name of your finishing move. :crackup:

You'd come out to the Prodigy song "Smack My B!tch up" for comedy purposes. :crackup:

The woman in the video would come out to the strange weird classical music that she seems to love in her video. :p
 

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ProDJ26 said:
Goldigger - Just like a hooker but smarter

Penkitten when you do teach her a lesson I want front row seats lol

:up:
tickets are free, but please tip my jar to bail me out of jail afterwards:crackup: .
 

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KontrollerX said:
*Laughs*

Yes that would be the name of your finishing move. :crackup:

You'd come out to the Prodigy song "Smack My B!tch up" for comedy purposes. :crackup:

The woman in the video would come out to the strange weird classical music that she seems to love in her video. :p
i thought she might have hired some starving artist to play that in a back room.

knock knock... you're evicted, get a truck and get out!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ProDJ26 said:
Goldigger - Just like a hooker but smarter
I think there's a misconception about the "gold-digger" out there(and I'm not saying you're guilty of this ProDJ26). "Gold-diggers" aren't just the ones who go for the guys raking in over 100 grand a year, but also the ones going for the guys with average incomes who expect their men to be money slaves for them. But once again, you can only blame men for this. Because men allow it. And then men try to justify it with false/idiotic reasoning such as "well men are providers" bullsh*t. Sorry guys, but like I've said, it doesn't fly. Most women think they're entiltled to not do a damn thing, to not work, and mooch of their men. They literally believe this because men have told them, "Oh it's ok honey, don't worry about making your own money, let me chump out and take care of you." The problem stems from men. Wake the f*ck up guys!
 

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penkitten said:
...he can sue her for that, can't he?...
Yeahhhhhhh... But what would he get out of it? She has no money! The only thing worthwhile he's getting is the divorce. This is just the beginning of the madness we'll see from people having Internet access. People themselves are exposing the world with lies within their heads for the sake of Internet infamy and it's none too pretty... :nervous:
 

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Maxtro said:
Love the title FdA.

I couldn't watch more than one minute of that clip.
THANK YOU!!! I actually wrote it to sound like a UK tabloid headline. Oh, and you should watch it to see her ask his assistant to ask him what he'd like to do with his Viagra, porn and condoms since he says that he can't have sex! I swear, I can't imagine how it would be to marry a woman like that. It's not worth the insanity no matter how good the sex may be; but wait... THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX!!! Did they have any type of relationship??!! :crazy:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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