Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Oh yeah, being rich will solve all your relationship problems with women...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Goldigger - Just like a hooker but smarterKen785 said:This world is filled with gold diggers my man.
This woman's a complete idiot. The video seems like it's a joke. That's exactly what I thought it was when first seeing it. Damn, that's just pathetic. Goes to show ya how most women lack intelligence. I'd feel like the biggest moron making a video like this, really. This woman is absolutely clueless. Wow.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
cat scratch fever to finish off her eye job?KontrollerX said:I'd pay good money to watch you teach this woman a lesson at a future Wrestlemania Penkitten. :box: :crackup:
she is a disgruntled ex rich woman, and she wants to get even with him because she has no other way to get even, except to try to do defamation of character via youtube.edger said:This woman's a complete idiot. The video seems like it's a joke. That's exactly what I thought it was when first seeing it. Damn, that's just pathetic. Goes to show ya how most women lack intelligence. I'd feel like the biggest moron making a video like this, really. This woman is absolutely clueless. Wow.
tickets are free, but please tip my jar to bail me out of jail afterwards:crackup: .ProDJ26 said:Goldigger - Just like a hooker but smarter
Penkitten when you do teach her a lesson I want front row seats lol
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i thought she might have hired some starving artist to play that in a back room.KontrollerX said:*Laughs*
Yes that would be the name of your finishing move. :crackup:
You'd come out to the Prodigy song "Smack My B!tch up" for comedy purposes. :crackup:
The woman in the video would come out to the strange weird classical music that she seems to love in her video.![]()
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think there's a misconception about the "gold-digger" out there(and I'm not saying you're guilty of this ProDJ26). "Gold-diggers" aren't just the ones who go for the guys raking in over 100 grand a year, but also the ones going for the guys with average incomes who expect their men to be money slaves for them. But once again, you can only blame men for this. Because men allow it. And then men try to justify it with false/idiotic reasoning such as "well men are providers" bullsh*t. Sorry guys, but like I've said, it doesn't fly. Most women think they're entiltled to not do a damn thing, to not work, and mooch of their men. They literally believe this because men have told them, "Oh it's ok honey, don't worry about making your own money, let me chump out and take care of you." The problem stems from men. Wake the f*ck up guys!ProDJ26 said:Goldigger - Just like a hooker but smarter
Yeahhhhhhh... But what would he get out of it? She has no money! The only thing worthwhile he's getting is the divorce. This is just the beginning of the madness we'll see from people having Internet access. People themselves are exposing the world with lies within their heads for the sake of Internet infamy and it's none too pretty... :nervous:penkitten said:...he can sue her for that, can't he?...
THANK YOU!!! I actually wrote it to sound like a UK tabloid headline. Oh, and you should watch it to see her ask his assistant to ask him what he'd like to do with his Viagra, porn and condoms since he says that he can't have sex! I swear, I can't imagine how it would be to marry a woman like that. It's not worth the insanity no matter how good the sex may be; but wait... THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX!!! Did they have any type of relationship??!! :crazy:Maxtro said:Love the title FdA.
I couldn't watch more than one minute of that clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTv1X8fmwHkFrancisco d'Anconia said:THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX!!! Did they have any type of relationship??!! :crazy:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.