"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Prom tomorrow

bud_2005

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Ok I have prom tomorrow night. Is prom traditionally the night when you are supposed to phuck a girl? Or is that not so much now?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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seloifter

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Hi. Welcome to 1950.

Seriously. It doesn't matter. I'd actually advise against it. Wait a little. Nothing says "lousy first time" like prom night.
 

AC/DC

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Originally posted by seloifter
Hi. Welcome to 1950.

Seriously. It doesn't matter. I'd actually advise against it. Wait a little. Nothing says "lousy first time" like prom night.
I agree.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vigilante7

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wtf? why are u going to the prom when ur a junior.....
 

bud_2005

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and why wouldn't I go to prom when I'm a junior when its a JUNIOR-SENIOR prom. What other kind of prom would it be??
 

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Originally posted by bud_2005
and why wouldn't I go to prom when I'm a junior when its a JUNIOR-SENIOR prom. What other kind of prom would it be??
chill.....i though proms were only for seniors unless a senior is taking someone lower.......
 

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Same at my school, except we had to warm our food using the PHUCKING CANDLES for the senior prom, while the junior prom was kick ass. I haven't been to either, but I was in charge of lighting, so I got a birdseye view down people's shirts...I mean, uh...at what they were eating.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bud_2005

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I heard somewhere that 80% of the girls want to have sex on prom night so every 4 out of 5 guys gets their wish on prom night.
 

Jerky Boi

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I'd agree with that. Go watch American Pie :) But yea, it's not guaranteed you're going to have sex on prom night, but there's a very good chance. We only have a Senior Prom at our school, so I still have to wait..
 
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