"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Prom...How did I get myself into this mess

kegger

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Ok I must of just been high on caffeine today or feeling overly nice.

Here is the scoop.

I am out skating in our garage rink and my mother calls me. One of her so-called friends asked her if I have a GF (I do not) and if I would take her niece to the prom.

Her niece is a senior at a neighboring school about 20 miles away and her date ditched her and they have to know who it is going to be by tomorrow.

My first question is why in the heck do you wait until the day before she must turn the names in to ask me to go but anyways, I got over that. I got her senior pictures and she isn't real bad in the pictures. Not the best face but well blessed in other physical features...

Being the nice guy (bad thing, oh well, it will be the first time I have been with a girl in like 14 months) I give her a call and she sounds nice so I say what the heck, I will go.

Now is where I stopped thinking. When I say yes, I was not thinking about having to rent a tux, flowers and all the works. At least I know a mortition who is more than likely willing to shoffuer in his limo.

I just really would like some input on what you think because I can not back out now because I am not that cruel to anyone. Any suggestions would also be great.

Thanks
Kegger
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheNewGuy

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kegger said:
Ok I must of just been high on caffeine today or feeling overly nice.

Here is the scoop.

I am out skating in our garage rink and my mother calls me. One of her so-called friends asked her if I have a GF (I do not) and if I would take her niece to the prom.

Her niece is a senior at a neighboring school about 20 miles away and her date ditched her and they have to know who it is going to be by tomorrow.

My first question is why in the heck do you wait until the day before she must turn the names in to ask me to go but anyways, I got over that. I got her senior pictures and she isn't real bad in the pictures. Not the best face but well blessed in other physical features...

Being the nice guy (bad thing, oh well, it will be the first time I have been with a girl in like 14 months) I give her a call and she sounds nice so I say what the heck, I will go.

Now is where I stopped thinking. When I say yes, I was not thinking about having to rent a tux, flowers and all the works. At least I know a mortition who is more than likely willing to shoffuer in his limo.

I just really would like some input on what you think because I can not back out now because I am not that cruel to anyone. Any suggestions would also be great.

Thanks
Kegger
Sounds like you should rent a tux and buy some flowers.
 

Oxide

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Sounds like you should let her parents pay for your sh!t as well. Seriously, tell them that you are broke and don't have the money for all that jazz..but you WILL buy the tickets, or whatever else the fukk you kids need nowadays.

Go with her, if you got something for her, get with her. If not, make it pretty clear before she develops something for ya.. that way you can get other girls..

to the admin who messaged me about HS forum: this is about as far as I'm gonna go
 

Rata Blanca

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Take her on a bike.
 

shydude

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Umm, rent a tux etc. Dont try too hard, dont think too much, you are not getting married etc. Just do the basic stuff, to look good from outside and inside.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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