"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Prohormones and Voice Change

Glassjaw

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Does anyone know if taking a pro hormone like 1-AD will change your voice (make it deeper)? I happen to be a singer and I don't want my voice to change. But I'm thinking of taking Ergopharm 1-AD, unless of course you would totally advise against it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Viroid

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Originally posted by Glassjaw
Does anyone know if taking a pro hormone like 1-AD will change your voice (make it deeper)? I happen to be a singer and I don't want my voice to change. But I'm thinking of taking Ergopharm 1-AD, unless of course you would totally advise against it.
If you want to sing for a living i wouldnt risk taking it. Its pretty androgenic. You might be able to get away with taking a low dose like 200mgs per day. If you have your heart set on doing a pro hormone cycle try some topical nor-androstenediol. OR take 600mg of 1-ad with 800mgs of 4ad and just start a metal band. :)
 

wheelin&dealin

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I would never take prohormones. If I was that interested in getting huge I would get educated on steriods and take them instead. I wouldn't want to f*ck around with those wanna be steriods and get mediocore results when I could use the real deal and get guaranteed results with the same risk of side effects.
 

Viroid

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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
I would never take prohormones. If I was that interested in getting huge I would get educated on steriods and take them instead. I wouldn't want to f*ck around with those wanna be steriods and get mediocore results when I could use the real deal and get guaranteed results with the same risk of side effects.
It would be better and cheaper if you dont mind breaking the law.
 
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