"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PROGAIN, any good?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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16oz Whole Milk (300cal)
1 Banana (125cal)
2Tbsp Natural Peanut Butter (190cal)
1/3C protein (about one scoop 120cal)

To knock it up a notch... Add 1Tbsp of Brewers Yeast

So.. 300+125+190+120= 735cal

About 50g protein (depending on milk and protein used)

Healthy fats from the PB

Some carbs from a banana. If you add brewers yeast, a TON more nutrient related items. More aminos, vit, minerals and the whole 9yrds

A weight gainer is nothing more than the following in a powder form. Usually consists of...

Maltodextrin (if you so choose, buy 50lbs and make your own)
Protein
Fats (if the decent companies put it in)

So there you have it. AND you get a serving of fruit and 2 of dairy with the other. Want more, add some blueberries or other fruit to it of your choice.

LOTS cheaper than your $50 you will spend on a gainer.

Want more, just add more PB, another scoop of protein or what ever.

To make it simple, and to get down, put it all in a half gallon milk jug after you blend it. Dont worry it wont fill it all the way up.

During a meal, pour 8oz in a glass and drink it with your meal.

You'll have it down before the day is over, and if you add more, well over 900+-1000 calories.
 
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