Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Proceeding towards anal?

SandHawk

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Alright, one of my plates appears to be pretty alright with me running fingers through her *sscrack and play a bit with her anus. She seems to respond pretty good to gently massaging it when I'm eating her out, and when she's blowing me, it's almost as if she's giving me hints by running her fingers over mine.

Now, I wanna see if I can get this towards actual anal sex without discussing. She starts all blushing if I bring up the topic. Mind you, she is one of the best girls I've had in bed. Last sunday she really seemed to enjoy me running my fingers over her anus.

Any tips on how to gently escalate it towards actual me doing her in the bum? I have plenty of lube, and I have no issues with anal sex(obviously)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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horaholic

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How about asking her?
 

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SandHawk said:
Alright, one of my plates appears to be pretty alright with me running fingers through her *sscrack and play a bit with her anus. She seems to respond pretty good to gently massaging it when I'm eating her out, and when she's blowing me, it's almost as if she's giving me hints by running her fingers over mine.

Now, I wanna see if I can get this towards actual anal sex without discussing. She starts all blushing if I bring up the topic. Mind you, she is one of the best girls I've had in bed. Last sunday she really seemed to enjoy me running my fingers over her anus.

Any tips on how to gently escalate it towards actual me doing her in the bum? I have plenty of lube, and I have no issues with anal sex(obviously)
I love @ssplay with a hottie. As long as it's not mine. When you eat her out start going lower between her pvssy and @ass and lick between while playing with her cl!t...then slowly start gently biting her ass and licking it. make it wet and then start eating her again while looking in her eyes and slowly push your finger in her ass and see how she responds..
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
I love @ssplay with a hottie. As long as it's not mine. When you eat her out start going lower between her pvssy and @ass and lick between while playing with her cl!t...then slowly start gently biting her ass and licking it. make it wet and then start eating her again while looking in her eyes and slowly push your finger in her ass and see how she responds..
You are licking poop.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If her ass is fine then a poop eater I'll be! I'm a dirty nasty lil freak with those soft womanly @ss cheeks!
 

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before, I've slipped it in the backdoor "accidentally' while taking a shower. Just make your all soaped up so it slides in easily. See how she reacts, pushes back toward, you, or recoil in horror?
 

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f283000 said:
You tell em brother! rofl!

Exactlly bro! She points her ass in my direction it's sure to get a nice tounge and meat stick injection! (I do love licking, eating, pounding and dominating a nice tight juicy lil hotties ass!) Yeeeeaaaahhh!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How about: "turn around... I'm gonna put it right in ya ass"?
 

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The times I've done is either she wanted to do it or I brought it up. When she wanted to do it, it was no problem.

The other ones, weren't as easy. They were into the whole ass play and all, but weren't sold on my wang going up there. Most girls wanna make their guys happy, so they'll end up doing it in due time, but will seem not interested in the beginning (which is just a front).

The best times are when you guys are drunk. She knows you want to bang her cinnamon ring so she'll cave in eventually.
 
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