"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Proceeding towards anal?

SandHawk

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Alright, one of my plates appears to be pretty alright with me running fingers through her *sscrack and play a bit with her anus. She seems to respond pretty good to gently massaging it when I'm eating her out, and when she's blowing me, it's almost as if she's giving me hints by running her fingers over mine.

Now, I wanna see if I can get this towards actual anal sex without discussing. She starts all blushing if I bring up the topic. Mind you, she is one of the best girls I've had in bed. Last sunday she really seemed to enjoy me running my fingers over her anus.

Any tips on how to gently escalate it towards actual me doing her in the bum? I have plenty of lube, and I have no issues with anal sex(obviously)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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horaholic

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How about asking her?
 

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SandHawk said:
Alright, one of my plates appears to be pretty alright with me running fingers through her *sscrack and play a bit with her anus. She seems to respond pretty good to gently massaging it when I'm eating her out, and when she's blowing me, it's almost as if she's giving me hints by running her fingers over mine.

Now, I wanna see if I can get this towards actual anal sex without discussing. She starts all blushing if I bring up the topic. Mind you, she is one of the best girls I've had in bed. Last sunday she really seemed to enjoy me running my fingers over her anus.

Any tips on how to gently escalate it towards actual me doing her in the bum? I have plenty of lube, and I have no issues with anal sex(obviously)
I love @ssplay with a hottie. As long as it's not mine. When you eat her out start going lower between her pvssy and @ass and lick between while playing with her cl!t...then slowly start gently biting her ass and licking it. make it wet and then start eating her again while looking in her eyes and slowly push your finger in her ass and see how she responds..
 

cordoncordon

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Naughty Ninja said:
I love @ssplay with a hottie. As long as it's not mine. When you eat her out start going lower between her pvssy and @ass and lick between while playing with her cl!t...then slowly start gently biting her ass and licking it. make it wet and then start eating her again while looking in her eyes and slowly push your finger in her ass and see how she responds..
You are licking poop.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If her ass is fine then a poop eater I'll be! I'm a dirty nasty lil freak with those soft womanly @ss cheeks!
 

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before, I've slipped it in the backdoor "accidentally' while taking a shower. Just make your all soaped up so it slides in easily. See how she reacts, pushes back toward, you, or recoil in horror?
 

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f283000 said:
You tell em brother! rofl!

Exactlly bro! She points her ass in my direction it's sure to get a nice tounge and meat stick injection! (I do love licking, eating, pounding and dominating a nice tight juicy lil hotties ass!) Yeeeeaaaahhh!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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amoka

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How about: "turn around... I'm gonna put it right in ya ass"?
 

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The times I've done is either she wanted to do it or I brought it up. When she wanted to do it, it was no problem.

The other ones, weren't as easy. They were into the whole ass play and all, but weren't sold on my wang going up there. Most girls wanna make their guys happy, so they'll end up doing it in due time, but will seem not interested in the beginning (which is just a front).

The best times are when you guys are drunk. She knows you want to bang her cinnamon ring so she'll cave in eventually.
 
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