"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pride Month

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I have nothing against gay people….However I think there spoiled when they have the entire month of June dedicated to them.

I’m not going to lie, I like the energy of their festivities and parades. If I were there I would probably use that time to make friends and hit on the single women there at that scene lol.

I mean they literally stole a vibrant symbology which is the rainbow. Do you guys think If we were to give Veterans and active duty military the rainbow and pride parade treatment, it would be just as seemingly joyful? lol you tell me.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gays and trannies get an entire month to celebrate ass fvcking, while veterans with PTSD get 1 day.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Believing that things like our complexions, ethnicities, and sexual orientations are something to be "proud" of has been an intellectual regression, the likes of which may actually outdo referring to drunks as "alcoholics", in terms of sheer idiocy
 

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I have nothing against gay people….However I think there spoiled when they have the entire month of June dedicated to them.

I’m not going to lie, I like the energy of their festivities and parades. If I were there I would probably use that time to make friends and hit on the single women there at that scene lol.

I mean they literally stole a vibrant symbology which is the rainbow. Do you guys think If we were to give Veterans and active duty military the rainbow and pride parade treatment, it would be just as seemingly joyful? lol you tell me.

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Two scenarios
1) Private Ryan went to war and watched his entire platoon get killed and returned home with a missing leg. Few care.
2) Ryan was born gay and likes to wear makeup and rainbow tee-shirts. Stunning and brave.

It used to be illegal to be gay so you can understand why they celebrate that freedom, but the disproportionate amount of recognition now is ridiculous. It gets shoved down our throats (no pun intended) for an entire month. Maybe they just have a better marketing team.
 

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Two scenarios
1) Private Ryan went to war and watched his entire platoon get killed and returned home with a missing leg. Few care.
2) Ryan was born gay and likes to wear makeup and rainbow tee-shirts. Stunning and brave.

It used to be illegal to be gay so you can understand why they celebrate that freedom, but the disproportionate amount of recognition now is ridiculous. It gets shoved down our throats (no pun intended) for an entire month. Maybe they just have a better marketing team.
lol…wasn’t Ryan talking to his wife at the end of the movie? But Yeah, I believe that rainbow has energy and combine it with anything and it’ll give off the same appeal….now that it’s summer. The good news is those Pride events seems to be a hot spot for evangelizers and pastors to come out and preach. That should balance things out lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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