"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Pretty Sure Girlfriend is Pregnant... Experiences?

foomee

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I'm 90% sure my girlfriend is pregnant. She did 3 different pregnancy tests and they all turned out positive. She wants to have an abortion and do it through her doctor. Anyhow, I was wondering if anyone else has gone through this or what are your experiences?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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frivolousz21

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let her have the abortion and forget about it.

thats cold coming from a father..but your 20 and she doesnt want it.

she has to live with that guilt you dont.

thats reality.
 

frivolousz21

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However be prepared if she has the abortion that you and her wont be the same anymore
 

Moofahsa

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Dont worry about it, it isn't your choice as your just a sperm donor

Sounds bad, but don't stay up late at night wondering what if...it is her priority.

Good luck bro
 

Joe The Homophobe

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frivolousz21 said:
However be prepared if she has the abortion that you and her wont be the same anymore
also be prepared to get away from this b|tch and next time use a [censored] condom (please don't give the usual condom broke excuse)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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EFFORT

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Wow i wouldn't be sleeping nice until i knew that baby was 100% aborted. With all the goals and dreams i have the threat of having a baby would feel like the end of the world.
 

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abortions are pretty easy and standard, as long as your girl wants to get it, and gets a SURGICAL abortion within the first 14 weeks, then you will be fine

don't let her do medical abortion, its success rate is only 92-97% (do you want to take that chance???)
 
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