Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
wow that was REALLY amazing... I just have to keep opening his page, every time I lay eyes upon it I *gasp*
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Pretty amusing actually
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
yeah that stupid error message came up when i posted this. I'm sure you guys wondered how I created a thread and my handle and text were no where to be found.
Moving on, this is what i was going to post
read it if you have a minute or two to kill. I'd like to see the "touchdown" in real time, I think it'd be pretty humorus. The author of the article writes for maxim so it's worth a chuckle.
Moving on, this is what i was going to post
read it if you have a minute or two to kill. I'd like to see the "touchdown" in real time, I think it'd be pretty humorus. The author of the article writes for maxim so it's worth a chuckle.
diplomatic_lies
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Actually I like that article - the rejections they offer are actually nice. Personally, I'm not so nice in my own rejections. Once this fat girl kept trying to hit on me (despite me ignoring her), so I bluntly told her I didn't date women heavier than my car.
Also, the article is targeted towards men too (most of the examples are men rejecting women).
I like this one though:
"A girl came up to me at a party once; she was cute, but all she talked about was herself, so I wanted to bail. I shuffled around in my pocket and made my phone go off by pressing the "ringer choice" button. Then I picked it up and said, loud enough for her to hear me, 'My parrot escaped?'
The "3 Signs Someone is Trying to Avoid You" is actually quite good too.
Also, the article is targeted towards men too (most of the examples are men rejecting women).
I like this one though:
"A girl came up to me at a party once; she was cute, but all she talked about was herself, so I wanted to bail. I shuffled around in my pocket and made my phone go off by pressing the "ringer choice" button. Then I picked it up and said, loud enough for her to hear me, 'My parrot escaped?'
The "3 Signs Someone is Trying to Avoid You" is actually quite good too.
mroriginal
Banned
WTF is going on? 
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Catch up original! I created a thread but while it was posting the server had an error so it made the thread but none of my details. The article is linked in my...well I guess it's my first post in the thread but it ended up being the third post because of the error.Originally posted by mroriginal
WTF is going on?
Come to think of it, the situation is quite confusing.