"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Presidential election - RUSSIA

backseatjuan

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I've long decided, since the end of 2017! That Mr. Putin is crap. Let me explain. When this sh1t happened, Mr. Putin was all over the TV saying all kinds of sh1t how Russia have collected so many taxes. That's the time when I got an SMS over my phone from Russiaт IRS saying that I own a sh1t load of money for years of 2014, 2015, and 2016. Long sh1t fvcking over two months, it turns out I own nothing.

So my friends, this election I don't vote. A) The condidates they gave us are so far down the toylet so that it no wonder that Mr. Putin wins. B) I fvcking hope that there will illegitimate sh1t, with less than 40% voters showing up and sh1t.

With that said.

Can I fvcking drunk and sh1t, give you a song??


Come visit me. We fvck sarge b1tches and sh1t, I got house.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You guys should install back the Tsar for a proper check and balance.

Too much power in 1 man.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Taxation is theft.
 
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