"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Presidential election - RUSSIA

backseatjuan

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I've long decided, since the end of 2017! That Mr. Putin is crap. Let me explain. When this sh1t happened, Mr. Putin was all over the TV saying all kinds of sh1t how Russia have collected so many taxes. That's the time when I got an SMS over my phone from Russiaт IRS saying that I own a sh1t load of money for years of 2014, 2015, and 2016. Long sh1t fvcking over two months, it turns out I own nothing.

So my friends, this election I don't vote. A) The condidates they gave us are so far down the toylet so that it no wonder that Mr. Putin wins. B) I fvcking hope that there will illegitimate sh1t, with less than 40% voters showing up and sh1t.

With that said.

Can I fvcking drunk and sh1t, give you a song??


Come visit me. We fvck sarge b1tches and sh1t, I got house.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Spaz

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You guys should install back the Tsar for a proper check and balance.

Too much power in 1 man.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wifehunter

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Taxation is theft.
 
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