"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Pregnancy question to women ages 56

yuppaz

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DJnoob said:
Ok guys, so i ended up screwing a cougar at age 56 without a condom. She said she can't get pregnant.

Story about her
- She's had 3 kids.
- She and her x husband have been bangin since she was 30 (25 years ago) without a condom and hasn't gotten pregnant since.
- She hasn't had sex in 3 years until just now when i came inside of her.
- Her right tube is tied.

Damn, i am screwed?

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yeah I wore a condom because of the slim chance she might could conceive but more so because I didn't know her very well. I did run into her a few days ago but I kept it light and moved on quickly hahaha.
 

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Noob's gotta be extremely young. But seriously man, I've done my share of cougs but 56? Hope she at least bought the drinks.
 

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update: i came inside on nov 2. She had blood test on december 25 + ultrasound test. and no baby!

i can breathe now.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i was just about to post a recipe for a troll when i realized that this thread was real. therefore, you get a mother-hen speech instead:

what the crap man?
since when do you go around believing just anyone's line about not getting pregnant? i don't care if she is 20 or 60. if you do not want to bring babies into this world , you do not let anyone else control your birth control options. as a man, you are limited on said options.... always, always, always, wrap your manhood with a condom.

does not matter that she was having sex for 30 years with someone and didn't get pregnant... for all you know - he could have been sterile!

does not matter that she said one of her tubes were tied.
1. you have no proof unless you are superman with some xray vision
2. what about the other tube?

does it matter if she said she was maybe going thru menopause?
no! because what if she isn't?

my grandmother was still having children while her older children were giving her grandchildren. she wasn't on some sort of fertility medication. that sort of stuff really happens to people.

and regardless of unwanted pregnancies.... what about stds?
menopause and a tied flaopian tube is not going to make syphillis disappear.

if you continue to carry on this way, you will learn the hard way.

wrap your junk or catch the junk.

/end of rant.
 
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