"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Murk

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Sex always comes with a risk. Make sure you tell them they can get pregnant by having sex with you as well. This one chick my friend slept with gave him the clap and he gave her herpes. If people don't know by now to have safe sex, whatever they catch is their problem.
I mean, the truth is everyone knows safe sex is best but when in the heat of the moment most people don't give a ****. Sad but true, at 32 I've had way more sex unprotected than protected - in my defence most has been in long-term relationships - but the general consensus is to not use protection and work backwards from there. Even girl that insisted on a condom let my dip inside for a bit first.

I'm just thankful I don't have a child which in itself is a miracle.

This weekend I'm looking forward to chilling at home, alone, working and working out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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