Post ******** You've Been Dealt Before

[Pap]

In addition to ******** words of how words can be interpreted, there are also body language signals that you can look for, such as when girls constantly look at each other when they are sexually engaged and their friends are around so they can make sure that their friends are ok also.

Other things that girls will do are bar female wing tactics, especially in the bars...girls will say, "I need to go to the bathroom" as an excuse to leave you...or "do you want to go to the other side of the club with me?" as a way of asking if the girl wants to leave you, as to give the girl an out.

Cheers,

Papa

 

[CONAN]

From a married man..

I'm just nipping out for 5 minutes...

I'm going out and wont be back for 5 hours, just to see how pissed off I can get you.

It's getting Late..

No I am not going to get intimate with you before i get up
not even a two minute cuddle!

 

[Pap]

Just a note on this thread is that using or "stealing chick mannerisms" is a great tactic to use on chicks...and also stealing some of their lines that they say to you. I'm sure all of you guys have found girls say things that you could take and use in your game...

some of my favorites I've gotten from girls:

"Is this going to be another meaningless relationship?" [rapport]

"[if the girl touches you] Hey, hands off the merchandise, kiddo...this stuff ain't for free, babe." [flirt-attract tactic]

Cheers,

Pap

 

[MisterAl]

"Can we do this again sometime, really soon?"
- That was just the best sex I've ever had.

 

[Pap]

Here's one that my friend got:

"You know, what would be so cool...well, I joined LA fitness..and...it's cool...you should join."

means: You are out of shape, bro.

Hit the gym, buddy!!!

Cheers,

Papa

 

[1hepcat]

US Cellular knows about ********

I heard these ads on the radio and apparently some others know about ********... guy calls up girl:

Girl: Hello?
Guy: Hey!
Girl: (in unenthusastic as can be voice) hey
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Nothing.
Guy: No, what's wrong?
Girl: Nothing!

My Translation: I didn't want to talk to you (for whatever reason -- I'm pissed, low IL, whatever)

the ad ends with "Confusion. That's what relationships are for. Simple phone plans, that's what we're for."

more ********...
"It was too late to call you back."
Translation: "My IL was too low to call you back."

 

[Clueless AFC]

Somebody should make a handbook of woman speak!

 

[Imbrondir]

I can't come up with any examples on the fly, but I've gotten a habit about interpreting sentences to all people I meet now. Anybody else noticed this? Especially women, but guys too. Kind of freaky! AFCisius allso is an interesting language. Women always interprete other peoples words. Am I becoming a woman?

 

[Jaun_Don]

"I don't have those feelings for you"

means...?

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Originally posted by dbot
"I'm pretty tired."

No sex tonight.

Heheh,..you must be married.

********: "I do."
ENGLISH: "Finally! Never have to give another BJ."
MALE MISTRANSLATION: " At last! I can get a BJ every night!"



I know this is Pook, but it's still my favorite:

********: "I think of you as a brother" or "You're like a brother to me."
ENGLISH: "I'd consider sex with you to be incest."