The Sentinel
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We've all been given woman-speak before.
Whats some things a woman said to you in ********?
Whats some things a woman said to you in ********?
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Post ******** You've Been Dealt Before
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"You're pretty cool I guess."
Translated a few weeks later to: "I get jealous when you and my best friend flirt, and it pisses me off that she likes you and you're somewhat interested in her."
And of course, the obvious one: "Are you coming over today? You can if you want."
After I didn't and she hasn't spoken to me since (this was a year ago) I decided that she wanted to hook up. Darn.
Translated a few weeks later to: "I get jealous when you and my best friend flirt, and it pisses me off that she likes you and you're somewhat interested in her."
And of course, the obvious one: "Are you coming over today? You can if you want."
After I didn't and she hasn't spoken to me since (this was a year ago) I decided that she wanted to hook up. Darn.
DiamondMind
Don Juan
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A women once went to great lengths to tell me "How she won't have any kinda sex without commitement", and "I'm definately NOT easy". This went on (online chat) for a week or so, and she kept saying this stuff.
Within an hour of meeting her, that all went out the window.
Within an hour of meeting her, that all went out the window.
WatchMeWalk
Senior Don Juan
"Do you still have my roommate's phone number?"
Translation: Did you actually shred my number instead of stalk me after I stood you up? I can't believe you did that!
Translation: Did you actually shred my number instead of stalk me after I stood you up? I can't believe you did that!
Eric Smith
Don Juan
I was having fun with some friends today in class and noticed in the corner of my eye, that a HB was looking at me and smiling. When I looked at her, she looked away...a good sign. A few more minutes, I catch her again. I call her out on it.
Me: "Wow, xxxx must think its funny."
HB: "No, I'm just a little weirded out."
Translation: "Sh1t, he caught me; better come up with a good reason to look at you." Keep in mind all we are doing is taking our erasers and making objects out of them like people. She thought it was funny but was in no way weird.
Me: "Wow, xxxx must think its funny."
HB: "No, I'm just a little weirded out."
Translation: "Sh1t, he caught me; better come up with a good reason to look at you." Keep in mind all we are doing is taking our erasers and making objects out of them like people. She thought it was funny but was in no way weird.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
"Did you enjoy meeting my friends?" = Did you enjoy hanging out with me, even though my friends were their?
**Knowing the ******** interpretation**
"Ya... they seemed pretty nice..."
Her : "Ya, Jessica said you have nice eyes." = I think you have nice eyes.
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On a lighter note:
"Does this dress make me look fat?" - Trap!
Me : "No, it's the 50 inch waist that makes you look fat."
**Knowing the ******** interpretation**
"Ya... they seemed pretty nice..."
Her : "Ya, Jessica said you have nice eyes." = I think you have nice eyes.
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On a lighter note:
"Does this dress make me look fat?" - Trap!
Me : "No, it's the 50 inch waist that makes you look fat."
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
"I have friends that would fukk your brains out..."
"Do you not like me?"
"Do you consider me your friend?"
"I think bald guys are so sexy."
"Youre much bigger than my boyfriend."
"Do you not like me?"
"Do you consider me your friend?"
"I think bald guys are so sexy."
"Youre much bigger than my boyfriend."
THA REALNESS
Banned
I don't speak ******** ..so bear with me.
"Are you gay?"-********
Why don't you want to **** me?-English
"Your Gay"-********
Your really not attracted to me are you?-English
"I think he's gay-********
He wants YOU and not me ......so i'm gonna **** him over and piss him off every chance i get .
" "- ********
I'm pissed cuz you won't play my game.- English
" Your such a dork/herb/cornball'-********
and/or
" You beat as hell "-
I'm REALLY pissed you won't play my game.-English
" How come you don't talk to meeeeeeeeee"- ********
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DIVE?- English
"Hey ____,let me help you with that "-********
" I will be your be little fukkk rag and errand
**** as long as you treat me like a worhtless ***** and keep on stringing me along with the idea of a relationship down the road" -English
" Hey,___________ do this please"- ********
" Let me castrate you" -English
" You don't want see my bad side"-********
"I'm a good girl"-English
" Men always..."- ********
"I hate men"-English
" Hey what's up" -********
"I worship the ground you walk on ,and have put you on a pedastal so high Jesus Christ himself can't measure up to and if you even try to treat me anything other than a useless skank i will lose all respect for you"-English
"Are you gay?"-********
Why don't you want to **** me?-English
"Your Gay"-********
Your really not attracted to me are you?-English
"I think he's gay-********
He wants YOU and not me ......so i'm gonna **** him over and piss him off every chance i get .
" "- ********
I'm pissed cuz you won't play my game.- English
" Your such a dork/herb/cornball'-********
and/or
" You beat as hell "-
I'm REALLY pissed you won't play my game.-English
" How come you don't talk to meeeeeeeeee"- ********
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DIVE?- English
"Hey ____,let me help you with that "-********
" I will be your be little fukkk rag and errand
**** as long as you treat me like a worhtless ***** and keep on stringing me along with the idea of a relationship down the road" -English
" Hey,___________ do this please"- ********
" Let me castrate you" -English
" You don't want see my bad side"-********
"I'm a good girl"-English
" Men always..."- ********
"I hate men"-English
" Hey what's up" -********
"I worship the ground you walk on ,and have put you on a pedastal so high Jesus Christ himself can't measure up to and if you even try to treat me anything other than a useless skank i will lose all respect for you"-English
chicago#one
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oh, and how about these
"Will you buy me a drink?"
=I won't fvck you, but you can buy my attention for ten minutes.
"Give me a call this week"
=I won't be home
"Do you have to work tomorrow?"
=I want to fvck you tonight
"Well, him and I are dating"
=I'm really bored with this guy
"Will you buy me a drink?"
=I won't fvck you, but you can buy my attention for ten minutes.
"Give me a call this week"
=I won't be home
"Do you have to work tomorrow?"
=I want to fvck you tonight
"Well, him and I are dating"
=I'm really bored with this guy
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
********: 'you're in a funny mood'
English: 'I want an argument'.
********: 'I'm not sure if I'm free - I'll call you later'
English: 'I'm free. But I won't call you - ever!'
********: 'I'm not over my last relationship'
English: 'I got dumped but I'm still hoping he'll see the error of his ways and want me back'
English: 'I want an argument'.
********: 'I'm not sure if I'm free - I'll call you later'
English: 'I'm free. But I won't call you - ever!'
********: 'I'm not over my last relationship'
English: 'I got dumped but I'm still hoping he'll see the error of his ways and want me back'
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
'All men are b*stards' =
'The only men I'd consider sleeping with are bastards. Any who are not b*stards are therefore not real men .'
'The only good looking decent single men are gay' =
'I want a b*stard. Why isn't he a b*stard?'
'We never talk'=
'You never seem to want to get into an argument'
'The only men I'd consider sleeping with are bastards. Any who are not b*stards are therefore not real men .'
'The only good looking decent single men are gay' =
'I want a b*stard. Why isn't he a b*stard?'
'We never talk'=
'You never seem to want to get into an argument'
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
Her: "Could you hold on a second, I have an incoming call"
Me: "Sure" - wait about 3 mins
Her: "Look, I have to take this call, it's from California - can I
call you back?"
Me: "OK"
No call back ever.
I've been hit with the "Call from California" twice.
Me: "Sure" - wait about 3 mins
Her: "Look, I have to take this call, it's from California - can I
call you back?"
Me: "OK"
No call back ever.
I've been hit with the "Call from California" twice.
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
Are you SURE you're not married/got a girlfriend?=
What's wrong with you?
or
PLEASE, PLEASE say you are married, so I can confirm my belief that all the good men are taken plus they will all cheat and I can jump on that emotional rollercoaster and have something to moan about to all my friends'.
What's wrong with you?
or
PLEASE, PLEASE say you are married, so I can confirm my belief that all the good men are taken plus they will all cheat and I can jump on that emotional rollercoaster and have something to moan about to all my friends'.
Pap
Don Juan
"You know, I can only sleep with a guy once I really get to know him." [said when you are driving back to her place]
or
"I want you to know that we can snuggle, and kiss a little, but if you are expecting more than that, well..." [said when you are driving back to her place]
...
these are buying signs that means that the girls has reached buying temperature and is in state and she is thinking about sex...if the girl remains in state, you will likely have a hookup.
Cheers,
Papa
or
"I want you to know that we can snuggle, and kiss a little, but if you are expecting more than that, well..." [said when you are driving back to her place]
...
these are buying signs that means that the girls has reached buying temperature and is in state and she is thinking about sex...if the girl remains in state, you will likely have a hookup.
Cheers,
Papa
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
'Things are moving too fast' =
'The only thing that's moving too fast is your trouser snake, and if you think it's moving anywhere near me ,you can think again!'
'The only thing that's moving too fast is your trouser snake, and if you think it's moving anywhere near me ,you can think again!'