dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
oh god dude you dont have a myspace? OF COURSE YOU ARENT GETTING LAID! everyone knows your a social outcast doomed to die alone in a dark hospital room if you dont have a myspacedreamx said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Post Your Myspace Thread!!!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Real Ice Man
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blackpimpxwali
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I agree wit u my brutha on da statement,dannowillbookem dawg u is an idiot,and if dis weren't da internet and u said dat in da streets i'll hit ur ass in da face,stupid ****. Yo DA KID u know i agree wit u all day way,bro, aight i'm out to get some puzzy,peace!!!!DA KID said:What's a black person suppose to dress like huh thugged out with baggy jeans throwin up gangs signs. Shut the **** up faggot dress to impress do whateva **** i want. Your life gets a
BlackPower!!!!
dude,theres many reason why I don't have myspace. one of them is nobody would want to be my friends o myspace,and no girls I reapt no girls would ever want to be my friends list on myspace,which sucks.I'm thinking about having a myspace,but I don't want to have 1 friend on my list.
shydude
Master Don Juan
dreamx!! I will add u. unless u r gay. jk lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VegasGuy56
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Well we agree with them, so go away.dreamx said:
shydude
Master Don Juan
DREAMX!!!!! Cant u see u have to get ur **** together and live a life that u wanna live!!! Everyone makes fun of u!!! becouse u cant get ur **** together!!!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
*cries miserably* Well, when you're ready to get your **** together, start posting here again. Until then, go away.dreamx said:
I've got a myspace, but I haven't done anything with it yet. Whenever I get the time, I just want to relax.
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