dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
oh god dude you dont have a myspace? OF COURSE YOU ARENT GETTING LAID! everyone knows your a social outcast doomed to die alone in a dark hospital room if you dont have a myspacedreamx said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Post Your Myspace Thread!!!
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
The Real Ice Man
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blackpimpxwali
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I agree wit u my brutha on da statement,dannowillbookem dawg u is an idiot,and if dis weren't da internet and u said dat in da streets i'll hit ur ass in da face,stupid ****. Yo DA KID u know i agree wit u all day way,bro, aight i'm out to get some puzzy,peace!!!!DA KID said:What's a black person suppose to dress like huh thugged out with baggy jeans throwin up gangs signs. Shut the **** up faggot dress to impress do whateva **** i want. Your life gets a
BlackPower!!!!
dude,theres many reason why I don't have myspace. one of them is nobody would want to be my friends o myspace,and no girls I reapt no girls would ever want to be my friends list on myspace,which sucks.I'm thinking about having a myspace,but I don't want to have 1 friend on my list.
shydude
Master Don Juan
dreamx!! I will add u. unless u r gay. jk lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VegasGuy56
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Well we agree with them, so go away.dreamx said:
shydude
Master Don Juan
DREAMX!!!!! Cant u see u have to get ur **** together and live a life that u wanna live!!! Everyone makes fun of u!!! becouse u cant get ur **** together!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
*cries miserably* Well, when you're ready to get your **** together, start posting here again. Until then, go away.dreamx said:
I've got a myspace, but I haven't done anything with it yet. Whenever I get the time, I just want to relax.
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