"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Yo...we go to the same school...haha this is too ****ing funnybenassi said:
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
man.
theres ALOT of ugly people on here. haha oh well thats why youre here.
theres also alot of preppy black guys here.
theres ALOT of ugly people on here. haha oh well thats why youre here.
theres also alot of preppy black guys here.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Whats wrong with black preppy people? Why is it imperative that you mention that? You have NO room to talk considining you look like a fag.dannowillbookem said:
EDIT: Why are you people adding me?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
DogFashionDisco
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You guys look like the cast of Will and Grace.
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Lets see youDogFashionDisco said:
shydude
Master Don Juan
Is this thread is made to diss people?? Couse if it is, then u all ugly!!!
shydude
Master Don Juan
OMG!!!!!!! CAN U PEOPLE :LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS???? comen if u leave me comments i will leave u!!! www.myspace.com/djartist
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
VegasGuy56
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haha, why don't you have a pic of yourself on myspace?
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yea, shydumbass, lets see you
shydude
Master Don Juan
WDF??? I am new to myspace.. And i dont have a pic on me right now!! And that ur all ugly was a joke!!! I dont judge guys!!
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Thanks buddy! 1996 Jetta GLS... good call!TheNewGuy said:
Yea it's a 2001 1.8T... dude's holding it for me. If it breaks, good. That's just an excuse to get the K04 Turbo thrown in there.... :rockon: and downpipe... and hot chick riding shotgun.. yee!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Dimebag_Darrell
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NO NO NO...everyone needs to get a facebook! if you're interested i'll send you an invite just PM me!
blackpimpxwali
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if yall wanna see a sexy nigga which is me,then go here
http://myspace.com/killawali I need somewhiteboys on my list,cuz i got too many hoes,and couple of my niggaz,aight so yall holla
http://myspace.com/killawali I need somewhiteboys on my list,cuz i got too many hoes,and couple of my niggaz,aight so yall holla
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
oakraiderz2 said:
mmm knew thatd get me shiit. well i never said theres a 'way' black people should dress, its just an observation. if i said theres a lotta thug white guys on here, no one would give a shiit. never said it was good or bad, just a fashion type that showed up alot in the profiles.DA KID said:What's a black person suppose to dress like huh thugged out with baggy jeans throwin up gangs signs. Shut the **** up faggot dress to impress do whateva **** i want. Your life gets a
chill bro.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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