"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Post your grocery list

hope7

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I noticed that im spending hella money on groceries compared to the other guys on here. I figured that if people posted their grocery lists, we would find ways to get our nutrition and better food with less money. Its totally alright you don't wanna calculate the prices or just wanna suggest a few items we could add to our list. I'll go first.

Chicken breast or beef for 2.99/lb - 20$
two gallons of milk- 4$
24 eggs - 4$
cottage cheese - 2$
fruit/vegies- 5$
water - 4$
5 can pack of salmon- 10$
bread - 2$
whole wheat pasta - 2$
condiments and stuff- 7$
juice- 2$
beans- 2$
tortilla chips- 2$
cheese- 2$
oatmeal- 2$


Total: around 70$/week. Total 280 a month.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DrSassyPants

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....

Mine looks quite a bit like yours. And I happen to have my most recent receipt laying here...

Whole Grain Bagels - $2.50
Whole Grain Bread - $4
2 Gallons Milk - $5
Brown Rice - $2
Eggs - $1
6 cans tuna - $3
Cottage Cheese - $2
Protein Bars - $8
Potatoes - $2.50
Chicken - $5
Ground Beef - $7

Plus a couple other things that are every other week, plus $30 whey protein/month, comes to about $250/month. I don't really see a cheaper way to do it, though.
 

Bible_Belt

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Some of you guys who buy a lot of one thing might try shopping at Sam's Club. Wal-mart sucks, but Sam's usually has decent quality food.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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1 whole chicken - 70cents/pound
2 cans salmon- $3
6 cans tuna- 3$
whole wheat tortillas- $2
3 cans tomatoes- $1.50
3 cans beans- $1.50
6 light yougurts- $3
2 gal milk- $4
36 eggs-$4
bananas
apples
spinach
 
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