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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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I used to see allot of "memes" posted up on these wooden cards that were hung up on the wall at this family business located in the country north of the city. Was a lovely ride to get there and there was the smell of baked pies and apples permeating throughout the place. I can't remember any single one of the posters on the wall but it all had something funny and witty to say about marriage.
Perhaps, when my mother is able to go out of the home again, when I visit this place in the future, likely the Autumn, I'll snap a photo of some of memes on their wall, or better yet, try to remember them (ie yeah, forget about the tech of smartphone or googling things on the internet and do this the old fashioned way) and write it with a paper and pen, and update this thread later.
Perhaps, when my mother is able to go out of the home again, when I visit this place in the future, likely the Autumn, I'll snap a photo of some of memes on their wall, or better yet, try to remember them (ie yeah, forget about the tech of smartphone or googling things on the internet and do this the old fashioned way) and write it with a paper and pen, and update this thread later.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.