Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Post those funny memes about Marriage
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Post your funny memes about Marriage here
- Thread starter Travel memoir21
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Please keep it funny.
Attachments
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Keep it light and funny
corrector
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Oct 12, 2009
- Messages
- 10,401
- Reaction score
- 4,069
I used to see allot of "memes" posted up on these wooden cards that were hung up on the wall at this family business located in the country north of the city. Was a lovely ride to get there and there was the smell of baked pies and apples permeating throughout the place. I can't remember any single one of the posters on the wall but it all had something funny and witty to say about marriage.
Perhaps, when my mother is able to go out of the home again, when I visit this place in the future, likely the Autumn, I'll snap a photo of some of memes on their wall, or better yet, try to remember them (ie yeah, forget about the tech of smartphone or googling things on the internet and do this the old fashioned way) and write it with a paper and pen, and update this thread later.
Perhaps, when my mother is able to go out of the home again, when I visit this place in the future, likely the Autumn, I'll snap a photo of some of memes on their wall, or better yet, try to remember them (ie yeah, forget about the tech of smartphone or googling things on the internet and do this the old fashioned way) and write it with a paper and pen, and update this thread later.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.