"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
should've edited that. should say:Originally posted by DEKKA
hey.... whats wrong with that?
"are you also sleeping with a woman who is 20 years older than you BECAUSE she pays for that appalling bachelor pad?"
there is nothing wrong with it...if you are immoral, insecure, and strung out on drugs so you can't afford your own rent anyways and as long as you don't mind having to pass up on something real that money can't buy because you are already bought and paid for by somebody who probaly graduated with my momma! biotch! and i can't believe i let you shake my momma's hand, no wonder you liked her, but none of my friends, you gotdamned gigilo!
oh.
How about this: "Openmind you are the smartest and nicest guy I have ever met and you turn me on, but there is just something missing and I don't know what it is so don't take it personally."
Translation.. you are one smart fvck, but when it comes to women you dont have a fvcking clue and im going back to my ex-boyfriend who has an IQ of 65 but knows how to turn me on more than you do and rarely ever gives me what I want!"
I heard that a couples times a long time ago before I learned.. I put an end to that shyt
somewhere during the convo she says,
HB: You're too young.
MVP: Too young... that just means flirt with me some more.
HB: Wow, you DO know women, don't ya?
got her #, think I'll call her around Tuesday.
So:
"You're too young" = "Flirt with me some more, you're hot and you make me feel energetic." Keep tone of voice into account tho.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
seloifter
Senior Don Juan
"I don't like him anymore" = "Although I still fantasize about jumping him in the sack every night, I'll still let you feed my need for attention"
"I'm so fat" = "I don't work out, I eat whatever the hell I want, but I still need you to tend to my delicate ego"
"I hate men" = "I just got dumped.... bad. Man I need a good fvck"
"we're moving too fast" = "just because I've given head to guys I didn't know on a dare doesn't mean I'm going to let you have this without a 100$ minimum spending"
"oh my god you're so perverted" = "don't stop, you're making me hot. I just dont' want to look like a slut"
"I've only had sex with two guys before" = "and 13 others, but they don't count because I didn't know their names."
"why can't I find a nice guy like you" = "maybe if I stopped oogling the guys who either never notice me or are physical abusers, I might. Oooh that guy's sexy."
"let me tell you what women want in a man" = "let me tell you the kind of man I would personally like to lick my boots without my ever having any feelings for him."
"I am soooo drunk!" = "I want you to fvck me right now. Although I've actually been holding this half-empty bottle of beer for the past 3 hours, tomorrow I can still claim it was alcohol's fault I'm such a *****"
alright I'm tired now
TRANSLATION: the guy im with right now who you think is my boyfriend is just my ONS turned fvck buddy while i wait for prince charming to come along, so don't get discouraged that i am dating you and go back to his house every night
penkitten
Master Don Juan
"I'd forgotten how good sex could be. You've re-awakened me." = "And now I'm going back to my boyfriend so he can reap the benefits of the sex monster you've turned me into."
I've had that last one twice now. Maybe I should hit on single women for a change.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
I got this one from a girl who forgot she'd told me already that she'd had 5. Translated it meant:
"I've only intentionally slept with 2 guys, the other three back-room poundings don't count because of the vodka involved."
Ser_i
Don Juan
"did you have a crush on me back in the beginning?" - PLEASE MAKE ME FEEL WANTED AGAIN! I NEED SOMEONE TO MENTALLY ABUSE!!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.