"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Post the funniest thread you have ever seen on SS. I'll start.

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I don't believe it!
 
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I forgot the name of the thread, but this guy talked about how he was with a girl and was taking her home with him, walking. They were both pretty hammered and ran into a parked train. The guy decides to go over the train, but as soon as they got on, the train started moving. The guy immediately got off and told the girl to jump down too, but she was too scared and the train made off with his girl.
 
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War Against Betaism said:
I forgot the name of the thread, but this guy talked about how he was with a girl and was taking her home with him, walking. They were both pretty hammered and ran into a parked train. The guy decides to go over the train, but as soon as they got on, the train started moving. The guy immediately got off and told the girl to jump down too, but she was too scared and the train made off with his girl.
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Haha yeah, that was in the ****block thread. Ultimate ****block right there.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Any one of Luke Skywalker's threads. Guy was...odd to say the least.

That guy Maxtro also has some stupid threads on here too :whistle:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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