5string
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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151028&highlight=chicken+suit A gal with a crotchless chicken suit! WTF! :crackup: See page 2 post #22
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Post the funniest thread you have ever seen on SS. I'll start.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mr.Positive
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I'd have to say Dr. Beard's, George McFly Backshot technique is up there..
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
War Against Betaism
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I forgot the name of the thread, but this guy talked about how he was with a girl and was taking her home with him, walking. They were both pretty hammered and ran into a parked train. The guy decides to go over the train, but as soon as they got on, the train started moving. The guy immediately got off and told the girl to jump down too, but she was too scared and the train made off with his girl.
NorwegianDJ
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Haha yeah, that was in the ****block thread. Ultimate ****block right there.War Against Betaism said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
5string
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GeezMr.Positive said:I'd have to say Dr. Beard's, George McFly Backshot technique is up there..
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
That one was out there!
Desdinova
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This is probably my all-time favorite:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916
Although the ones done by Bjerte were pretty good too
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916
Although the ones done by Bjerte were pretty good too
Maxtro
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Any one of Luke Skywalker's threads. Guy was...odd to say the least.
That guy Maxtro also has some stupid threads on here too
That guy Maxtro also has some stupid threads on here too
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Any tip thread started by Dr Beard
5string
Master Don Juan
Geez Des.....I'm going out in the garage tonight to try and find my old algebra and calculus books from college.Desdinova said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.