"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Post pics of your GF's

spax

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Since I don't really have one at the moment, I wanna see what some of you guys are pulling at the moment.

Please no fake pics. Blur the faces if you want.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn I would post it but I deleted it. Maybe Francisco can post it I sent it to him buddy you have my approval...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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spax said:
lol Myspace angles

I didn't meet her on myspace lol.. I met her on another site and we have plans tomorrow.. sounds good to me I don't care about any angles lol..
 

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Again, can't really see body. The lighting has been altered, and the image is rotated. She looks a bit chubby.

I bet in person she's a porker.
 
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I'll be finding out tomorrow and she says she works out and is athletic.

We have talked on the phone several times and I have a good feeling she is legit. That was just a cell phone pic, no way to show the whole body.
 

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MNIN i love that song in your signature...poet laurette II when the beat switches..HOT ****
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thatfeel21 said:
MNIN i love that song in your signature...poet laurette II when the beat switches..HOT ****
haha yea i commented on that earlier tonight
 

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haha yea i commented on that earlier tonight
Yeah when i first heard the 2nd beat of that song i had it on repeat for days until i memorized the whole verse...tough as **** cuz he raps so scientifically and intelligently haha
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I'll be finding out tomorrow and she says she works out and is athletic.

We have talked on the phone several times and I have a good feeling she is legit. That was just a cell phone pic, no way to show the whole body.
Do what you gotta do, but couldn't she have at least sent you a color pic?
 
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