"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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romangod

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A robber walks in a bank and points a gun at the teller. He tells her to fill up his bag with cash, which she does.

He then realizes he forgot to pull his mask down over his face, so he does it right away.

He then looks back at the people behind him. He asks the first guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says yes, so he shot him.

He asks the next guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says sort of, so the robber shot him anyway.

Next, there was an older couple. The robber asks the guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says "No, but my wife did"


Cheers!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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A 15 year old girl and her mother are having a talk. The girl asks her mother, "Mom, can you get pregnant from anal sex?" Her mothers reply was,

Yes you can. Where do you think Alabama fans come from?
 

Black Widow Void

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What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?

A toilet doesn’t follow you around after you use it.

Women are like carpet.

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them afterward.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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