“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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A robber walks in a bank and points a gun at the teller. He tells her to fill up his bag with cash, which she does.

He then realizes he forgot to pull his mask down over his face, so he does it right away.

He then looks back at the people behind him. He asks the first guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says yes, so he shot him.

He asks the next guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says sort of, so the robber shot him anyway.

Next, there was an older couple. The robber asks the guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says "No, but my wife did"


Cheers!
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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A 15 year old girl and her mother are having a talk. The girl asks her mother, "Mom, can you get pregnant from anal sex?" Her mothers reply was,

Yes you can. Where do you think Alabama fans come from?
 
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What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?

A toilet doesn’t follow you around after you use it.

Women are like carpet.

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them afterward.
 
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